Buckle up, kids! Daddy's puttin' the hammer down.

Spike ,'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Feb 24, 2010 12:10:19 pm PST #11111 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

did i get it?

ETA: Yes! (Sorry, numberslut.)


meara - Feb 24, 2010 12:25:28 pm PST #11112 of 30000

meara, aren't you 12?

You're only off by one digit...I"m 32. :) Considering I joined Tabletalk when I was but a mere babe of 22....ah, how the time has flown!


javachik - Feb 24, 2010 12:29:57 pm PST #11113 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

That's one reason the political rants are so irksome; they cause me to dislike people I've come to like.

Hi Shari, I don't really know you but I am going to respond to this. If you dislike someone based on a political rant, that's just life. It's also entirely your choice. Everyone has differing personalities, and, as grown-ups, we each get to decide with whom we want to click, or not.

I don't eat meat, but I love many Buffistas who moan with delight over bacon. Do I dislike them because of their love of bacon? I could, if I really wanted to cut myself off from cool people over it. But I don't. But I would never ask them to stop posting about bacon because of my anti-bacon sensibilities (and though I don't ever talk about it, mainly because it's personal and it's boring, it is probably as important to me as politics are to you.). It would be futile, and more importantly, I don't have have the right to ask people to stop talking about something just because I don't subscribe to the meat newsletter.

We're all grown-ups and you're welcome to dislike me because I loathe Cheney. FTR, I have not publically, on any forum, wished the man ill health. But if I did, you'd be entirely within your right to dislike me for it. However, it will not stop me from posting about my hatred for him. And I do not believe it's the same thing as ranting about doctors or overweight people. Cheney and his ilk have done everything to in their power to earn this level of hatred. Overweight people and doctors, as groups, are not rewriting the Constitution and trampling all over American and human rights.


Hil R. - Feb 24, 2010 12:29:57 pm PST #11114 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just got a very weird email from a school where I applied for a job. It said that the original position I applied for, which was tenure-track, had been withdrawn because of a lack of money, but they just got funding for two new tenure-track positions, and they wanted to know if I wanted to be considered for one of those. I said yes, but I'm kind of puzzled as to why they bothered to send those emails, since there was nothing in the email to indicate what made the new positions any different from the one that we'd already applied to.


Jessica - Feb 24, 2010 12:33:18 pm PST #11115 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Overweight people and doctors, as groups, are not rewriting the Constitution

If they were, would that mean we'd already have single-payer health care? I could get behind that...


javachik - Feb 24, 2010 12:34:15 pm PST #11116 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

And I feel silly for adding this, because I don't need a disclaimer, but I've got NO problem at all with true conservatives. Some of my best friends (and, in fact, a favorite Buffista or two) are very old school conservative. I do have problems with people espousing falsehoods about the founding of our nation and those who want to strengthen the relationship between "church and state".

If they were, would that mean we'd already have single-payer health care? I could get behind that...

An excellent point, Missy.


tommyrot - Feb 24, 2010 12:35:30 pm PST #11117 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

but I've got NO problem at all with true conservatives.

Me too. Personally I think the current Republican party is more authoritarian than conservative.


Jessica - Feb 24, 2010 12:38:24 pm PST #11118 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think the current Republican party is more authoritarian than conservative.

The Republican Party or the Tea Party splinter movement? (Serious question - it's hard to tell them apart from inside my liberal bubble. The "conservative"/Tea Party movement seems to me to be so far outside the realm of sanity that I don't feel comfortable assigning them a space on the left/right spectrum, but I have no idea how well they represent Joe Republican On The Street.)


tommyrot - Feb 24, 2010 12:39:04 pm PST #11119 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Republican Party or the Tea Party splinter movement?

I'd say both.


Aims - Feb 24, 2010 12:43:39 pm PST #11120 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

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OMG OMG OMG!!!

My giftee from Barb and Jilli got here today!!

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It's a bright yellow ceramic canister, with a gold lion wearing a crown, on his hind legs in a crown, and underneath it is gold printing that says THE EMPRESS.

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Joe heard my squeeing, took a look and declared "When you die, I'm putting your ashes in that."

SQUUEEEEE!!

Thank you thank you thank you!!