Dawn: I think a date should be in a real fancy restaurant, then champagne at a night club with a floor show, then ballroom dancing. Joyce: Unfortunately, we're not dating in a movie from the thirties.

'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Feb 23, 2010 8:12:41 am PST #10925 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I really don't understand how most of my tenants function in the real world sometimes. If you want to know if the washer is fixed either call the effing number on it or try to run a load. NOT OUR MACHINE.

Jeebus. Some of these people can't be arsed to fill out a piece of paperwork to save their effing apartment, but the instance something they want to use isn't available and they flip the fuck out.


Steph L. - Feb 23, 2010 8:14:50 am PST #10926 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Steph, if it's any consolation, during one of my visits to the ER the person in the next cubicle was being treated for ... constipation. No one seemed too upset with her for wasting their time.

I actually don't care about that as much as being embarrassed to admit to co-workers (and you guys) that I was all freaked out over gas pains or something.

And I will be equally embarrassed if it is, in fact, heart stuff. This is a no-win situation for me.


DavidS - Feb 23, 2010 8:16:00 am PST #10927 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

This is a no-win situation for me.

"Hello, Tuesday, is it time again for my guaranteed humiliation?"


Steph L. - Feb 23, 2010 8:19:23 am PST #10928 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

This is a no-win situation for me.

"Hello, Tuesday, is it time again for my guaranteed humiliation?"

I shouldn't have to leave home for that. IJS.


DavidS - Feb 23, 2010 8:20:08 am PST #10929 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I shouldn't have to leave home for that. IJS.

Would you prefer to have your humiliation delivered?


Steph L. - Feb 23, 2010 8:24:21 am PST #10930 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I shouldn't have to leave home for that. IJS.

Would you prefer to have your humiliation delivered?

In-house, baby.


Trudy Booth - Feb 23, 2010 8:25:00 am PST #10931 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I actually don't care about that as much as being embarrassed to admit to co-workers (and you guys) that I was all freaked out over gas pains or something.

With everything your Father has been through and the genetic hand you are slowly being dealt I will do nothing but say a prayer of thanks that its gas. I will follow it up with a quick prayer of petition that such pains for you always be gas.

Lather, rinse, repeat.


meara - Feb 23, 2010 8:25:05 am PST #10932 of 30000

Go Teppy! (which, btw, the iPhone wants to make repot). Be assertive, even if it's nothing, better than starting to be like your dad early all "oh, it's not that bad of a heart attack, I'll just drive to the hospital...". Heh.

PC, nice hangup story. Also, why I could never ever be a sales person or a telephone solicitor, omg. Though at least now I'm ok with the phone as opposed to when I was a teenager and wouldn't even order pizza.


Tom Scola - Feb 23, 2010 8:25:19 am PST #10933 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

The new episode of Axe Cop is up, and I grabbed the tagline before anyone else could!


tommyrot - Feb 23, 2010 8:27:14 am PST #10934 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I don't want Cheney to die just yet because I want him to be convicted of war crimes.

It's possible I'm being too naive here....