I don't want Cheney to die just yet because I want him to be convicted of war crimes.
It's possible I'm being too naive here....
I just think you're freakin' out 'cause you have to fight someone prettier than you.
Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Feb 23, 2010 8:27:14 am PST #10934 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Steph L. - Feb 23, 2010 8:28:12 am PST #10935 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Would you prefer to have your humiliation delivered?
In-house, baby.
Er, I should hasten to explain that I don't mean abusive-humiliation. I mean sexy-humiliation, and yes, it's a Thing.
With everything your Father has been through
Part of me REALLY wants to call him and tell him to meet me at the hospital.
"oh, it's not that bad of a heart attack, I'll just drive to the hospital..."
Yeah, uh, I was figuring I'd drive myself.
Seriously.
What? I am my father's daughter!
DavidS - Feb 23, 2010 8:29:17 am PST #10936 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
It's possible I'm being too naive here....
I'm afraid you'll have to settle for myocardial infarction.
Infarct you, Cheney!
(See how I indulged my inner 10 y.o. there?)
javachik - Feb 23, 2010 8:36:12 am PST #10937 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Andi, your post broke my heart. I don't want to diminish your struggles, but I have to disagree wholeheartedly about one part. You're really beautiful. And I have high standards and do not give out comments on exterior beauty very often. So.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 23, 2010 8:37:43 am PST #10938 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Er, I should hasten to explain that I don't mean abusive-humiliation. I mean sexy-humiliation, and yes, it's a Thing.
Hopefully involving neither gas pains or heart problems.
Polter-Cow - Feb 23, 2010 8:38:13 am PST #10939 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
PC, nice hangup story. Also, why I could never ever be a sales person or a telephone solicitor, omg.
You've got to be reeeeeally perky. And not take it personally.
The new episode of Axe Cop is up, and I grabbed the tagline before anyone else could!
Dammit! That was my favorite line.
Connie Neil - Feb 23, 2010 8:44:08 am PST #10940 of 30000
brillig
"oh, it's not that bad of a heart attack, I'll just drive to the hospital..."
Hey, Hubby did that!
Possibly the biggest suck of heart problems is that you start wondering if EVERYTHING is your heart betraying you, or thinking of betraying you, or just playing ding-dong-ditch.
I have asthma, and when my chest starts feeling wonky, I get to play, "Lungs or heart, lungs or heart? OK, Mr. Inhaler, make the call."
When you can't trust your own fucking body, you feel really alone.
WindSparrow - Feb 23, 2010 8:49:52 am PST #10941 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
How can the man be in the hospital for heart problems when HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE? What, is his rock faulty?When Daniel mentioned it, he said, "Cheney's in the hospital for chest pains." I responded, "I note you carefully did not say 'heart problems'."
please know that there are a shit-ton of folks who love you just the way you are.
People here are being so kind to me. This totally makes me cry for reasons that do not make me want to fling the computer across the room like a frisbee. I wish there were an easier way to express myself to get the love and support I need, without trampling on the feelings of others. I wish there were an easy way of saying to lisah and Drew how sorry I am that anything I've done has made them feel other than at home and loved here. Gads, what a mess.
Is there punctuation which adequately expresses flinging oneself into another's arms and weeping? Don't think so, but Wah! javachik!
With everything your Father has been through and the genetic hand you are slowly being dealt I will do nothing but say a prayer of thanks that its gas. I will follow it up with a quick prayer of petition that such pains for you always be gas.
This.
Steph L. - Feb 23, 2010 8:50:11 am PST #10942 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Hey! Just heard from the doctor. Going to the ER. It's literally a couple of blocks from my office, so I am in fact driving.
I will not go through McDonald's drive-thru on the way, though.
Trudy Booth - Feb 23, 2010 8:51:41 am PST #10943 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I eagerly await your all-clear Steph.
I am glad you know it takes a medical professional to give it.
If one of them gives you a weight lecture in the middle of a (potential) crisis I'm unleashing Katie Bee on his/her ass.