Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

Zoe ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Feb 23, 2010 8:20:08 am PST #10929 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I shouldn't have to leave home for that. IJS.

Would you prefer to have your humiliation delivered?


Steph L. - Feb 23, 2010 8:24:21 am PST #10930 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I shouldn't have to leave home for that. IJS.

Would you prefer to have your humiliation delivered?

In-house, baby.


Trudy Booth - Feb 23, 2010 8:25:00 am PST #10931 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I actually don't care about that as much as being embarrassed to admit to co-workers (and you guys) that I was all freaked out over gas pains or something.

With everything your Father has been through and the genetic hand you are slowly being dealt I will do nothing but say a prayer of thanks that its gas. I will follow it up with a quick prayer of petition that such pains for you always be gas.

Lather, rinse, repeat.


meara - Feb 23, 2010 8:25:05 am PST #10932 of 30000

Go Teppy! (which, btw, the iPhone wants to make repot). Be assertive, even if it's nothing, better than starting to be like your dad early all "oh, it's not that bad of a heart attack, I'll just drive to the hospital...". Heh.

PC, nice hangup story. Also, why I could never ever be a sales person or a telephone solicitor, omg. Though at least now I'm ok with the phone as opposed to when I was a teenager and wouldn't even order pizza.


Tom Scola - Feb 23, 2010 8:25:19 am PST #10933 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

The new episode of Axe Cop is up, and I grabbed the tagline before anyone else could!


tommyrot - Feb 23, 2010 8:27:14 am PST #10934 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I don't want Cheney to die just yet because I want him to be convicted of war crimes.

It's possible I'm being too naive here....


Steph L. - Feb 23, 2010 8:28:12 am PST #10935 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Would you prefer to have your humiliation delivered?

In-house, baby.

Er, I should hasten to explain that I don't mean abusive-humiliation. I mean sexy-humiliation, and yes, it's a Thing.

With everything your Father has been through

Part of me REALLY wants to call him and tell him to meet me at the hospital.

"oh, it's not that bad of a heart attack, I'll just drive to the hospital..."

Yeah, uh, I was figuring I'd drive myself.

Seriously.

What? I am my father's daughter!


DavidS - Feb 23, 2010 8:29:17 am PST #10936 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's possible I'm being too naive here....

I'm afraid you'll have to settle for myocardial infarction.

Infarct you, Cheney!

(See how I indulged my inner 10 y.o. there?)


javachik - Feb 23, 2010 8:36:12 am PST #10937 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Andi, your post broke my heart. I don't want to diminish your struggles, but I have to disagree wholeheartedly about one part. You're really beautiful. And I have high standards and do not give out comments on exterior beauty very often. So.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 23, 2010 8:37:43 am PST #10938 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Er, I should hasten to explain that I don't mean abusive-humiliation. I mean sexy-humiliation, and yes, it's a Thing.

Hopefully involving neither gas pains or heart problems.