Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Your cat eats SNAKES?
I know what you meant, BTW, I just like that typo.
Hah, you think.
Apparently there was an infestation of garter snakes in my dad's neighborhood last summer. I know this because of all the partial snakes in full rigor mortis on his lawn all year.
And this is the cat I just gave my dad the go-ahead to foist onto me. (Okay, I adore her. She's a vicious little bitch. And my dad and sister have been trying to push her my way since xmas.)
Geez, Daniel, that's horrible. Does he think *you* put that stuff under there? Is he aware it's other people's trash?
oi, Dainiel.
best part about the snake typo -- it was a correction from a nonword.
Daniel, that really sucks. I hope it doesn't come to anything.
Frankly, I am a very fat man. Maybe thin ex-military types are likely to think I'm that much of a slob.
ETA: Punctuation
Oy, Daniel.
My sister is coming to stay with me this weekend. I know I should clean up my apartment before she gets here, but I really don't want to. And anyway, I'm sure she's seen my apartment worse than this. I'm pretty sure I've seen her apartment worse than this.
Daniel, they're asses for jumping to that conclusion.
Hil, maybe try for 20 minutes to just get the worst part cleaned? It's always a nicer visit when a place is at least basically clean...
Daniel, WTF? He sends that email to your supervisor without even speaking to you first? He takes PHOTOS under your desk? And you've been picking up other people's trash all this time? You were too nice. At least request that they move the communal trash can somewhere else since people can't seem to be bothered to actually get their trash in it. Seriously, man. That's harassment. grrrrr
I once had an upper-level person decide that my department was responsible for a mess of papers left scattered around the conference room; he came to me and snapped something about my getting there and cleaning it up right away. I went in, cleaned up the mess, then went to him with an armload of papers and asked what I should do with them ... yeah, passive-aggressive, but in that instance it worked.
Daniel, could you put something - like a draft-excluder - under your desk to block the trash sifting in? Maybe if TPTB spotted piles of trash on the other side of the cube wall they might crack down on the people with bad aim?
edited to correct spelling