You all gonna be here when I wake up?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Feb 19, 2010 1:06:16 pm PST #10445 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Geez, Daniel, that's horrible. Does he think *you* put that stuff under there? Is he aware it's other people's trash?


beth b - Feb 19, 2010 1:12:27 pm PST #10446 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

oi, Dainiel.

best part about the snake typo -- it was a correction from a nonword.


brenda m - Feb 19, 2010 1:13:13 pm PST #10447 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Daniel, that really sucks. I hope it doesn't come to anything.


DCJensen - Feb 19, 2010 1:18:18 pm PST #10448 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Frankly, I am a very fat man. Maybe thin ex-military types are likely to think I'm that much of a slob.

ETA: Punctuation


Hil R. - Feb 19, 2010 1:25:51 pm PST #10449 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Oy, Daniel.

My sister is coming to stay with me this weekend. I know I should clean up my apartment before she gets here, but I really don't want to. And anyway, I'm sure she's seen my apartment worse than this. I'm pretty sure I've seen her apartment worse than this.


javachik - Feb 19, 2010 1:28:45 pm PST #10450 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Daniel, they're asses for jumping to that conclusion.


javachik - Feb 19, 2010 1:30:40 pm PST #10451 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Hil, maybe try for 20 minutes to just get the worst part cleaned? It's always a nicer visit when a place is at least basically clean...


Zenkitty - Feb 19, 2010 1:31:51 pm PST #10452 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Daniel, WTF? He sends that email to your supervisor without even speaking to you first? He takes PHOTOS under your desk? And you've been picking up other people's trash all this time? You were too nice. At least request that they move the communal trash can somewhere else since people can't seem to be bothered to actually get their trash in it. Seriously, man. That's harassment. grrrrr


Toddson - Feb 19, 2010 1:41:59 pm PST #10453 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I once had an upper-level person decide that my department was responsible for a mess of papers left scattered around the conference room; he came to me and snapped something about my getting there and cleaning it up right away. I went in, cleaned up the mess, then went to him with an armload of papers and asked what I should do with them ... yeah, passive-aggressive, but in that instance it worked.

Daniel, could you put something - like a draft-excluder - under your desk to block the trash sifting in? Maybe if TPTB spotted piles of trash on the other side of the cube wall they might crack down on the people with bad aim?

edited to correct spelling


ChiKat - Feb 19, 2010 1:43:30 pm PST #10454 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Daniel, could you put something - like a draft-excluder - under your desk to block the trask sifting in? Maybe if TPTB spotted piles of trash on the other side of the cube wall they might crack down on the people with bad aim?

I like this plan. A lot.