Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.

'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Feb 19, 2010 11:50:14 am PST #10421 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Not a chance either of those is going to happen Aims. But I'd be convinced they would too.

Erin, you dream good. I'd be all over that.


Gudanov - Feb 19, 2010 11:51:43 am PST #10422 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Lots of not-freaking-out~ma.

the color I saw was BLUE and GREEN, not dirty grey and charcoal and black.

I'll admit it's looking a bit dreary out there right now. The cars going by all have their headlights on.


Tom Scola - Feb 19, 2010 11:52:55 am PST #10423 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

28 days 19 hours 39 minutes until spring.

Yes, I wrote a program to calculate that for me.


Aims - Feb 19, 2010 11:53:37 am PST #10424 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Tom, that has got to be the sexiest thing I've heard all day.


Connie Neil - Feb 19, 2010 11:53:45 am PST #10425 of 30000
brillig

The grey days are the worst. Then we get breaks in the clouds, and the sun comes down and it's brightbrightbright off the snow.

I heard birds singing yesterday. I hope they're not in for a rude surprise.


tommyrot - Feb 19, 2010 11:55:32 am PST #10426 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yes, I wrote a program to calculate that for me.

Heh. What did you write it in?

I could write a Mac dashboard widget to do that. Maybe I'll do that when I get home.


brenda m - Feb 19, 2010 11:56:52 am PST #10427 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh! Also, now with this Cancun news I don't have to punch my sister in the face for all the text messages I keep getting from Aruba and shit this week. Win all around.

(Also win, if it's not yet apparent, was restaurant week at Blackbird where they messed up our order so things took a long time and they kept refilling my very expensive sancerre. And then I might have had to go pick up a few bottles on the way home too.)


Burrell - Feb 19, 2010 11:57:10 am PST #10428 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday to Bev and Benno!


Strix - Feb 19, 2010 12:03:47 pm PST #10429 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

You're not a fruit cake, Aims. Those sound like completely normal concerns. And if he is Dr. McJudgeyPants, you need to go to a different doc.

Also, I agree that Tom's spring program is SEX-AY.

(My crank is exacerbated by the fact that I have been sick for the last two days with the urp. FWIW)

I hear birds, too. And my cat snoring from five feet away. Oh, cat snores.

Ok, I am going to say something positive!!

Um. Er.

I no longer feel naseuous? I like...

Um.

Blankets?


Tom Scola - Feb 19, 2010 12:17:02 pm PST #10430 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

What did you write it in?

I wrote it in perl, but here's the JavaScript version:

var today = new Date()
var span = 1269106320000 - today.getTime();
var days = span / 1000 / 60 / 60 / 24;
var hours = (days - Math.floor(days)) * 24;
var minutes = (hours - Math.floor(hours)) * 60;
document.write(Math.floor(days), " days ",Math.floor(hours), " hours ",
               Math.floor(minutes), " minutes until spring.");