Don't you have an elsewhere to be?

Cordelia ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Feb 19, 2010 11:55:32 am PST #10426 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yes, I wrote a program to calculate that for me.

Heh. What did you write it in?

I could write a Mac dashboard widget to do that. Maybe I'll do that when I get home.


brenda m - Feb 19, 2010 11:56:52 am PST #10427 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh! Also, now with this Cancun news I don't have to punch my sister in the face for all the text messages I keep getting from Aruba and shit this week. Win all around.

(Also win, if it's not yet apparent, was restaurant week at Blackbird where they messed up our order so things took a long time and they kept refilling my very expensive sancerre. And then I might have had to go pick up a few bottles on the way home too.)


Burrell - Feb 19, 2010 11:57:10 am PST #10428 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday to Bev and Benno!


Strix - Feb 19, 2010 12:03:47 pm PST #10429 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

You're not a fruit cake, Aims. Those sound like completely normal concerns. And if he is Dr. McJudgeyPants, you need to go to a different doc.

Also, I agree that Tom's spring program is SEX-AY.

(My crank is exacerbated by the fact that I have been sick for the last two days with the urp. FWIW)

I hear birds, too. And my cat snoring from five feet away. Oh, cat snores.

Ok, I am going to say something positive!!

Um. Er.

I no longer feel naseuous? I like...

Um.

Blankets?


Tom Scola - Feb 19, 2010 12:17:02 pm PST #10430 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

What did you write it in?

I wrote it in perl, but here's the JavaScript version:

var today = new Date()
var span = 1269106320000 - today.getTime();
var days = span / 1000 / 60 / 60 / 24;
var hours = (days - Math.floor(days)) * 24;
var minutes = (hours - Math.floor(hours)) * 60;
document.write(Math.floor(days), " days ",Math.floor(hours), " hours ",
               Math.floor(minutes), " minutes until spring.");


Ginger - Feb 19, 2010 12:23:32 pm PST #10431 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

It's good to hear from you, Jessica. I've been thinking about you. I hope someone here can answer your questions, because googling is confusing. In aggregate, searching seems to say no tub baths for 1) three days 2) until after your next period 3) six weeks. At various times I've not been able to take a bath and have found that having a spray attachment on the shower to be a big help. At least I could sit on the side of the tub and get sort of clean.

I'm still fighting a headache that's either a tension headache, eyestrain or sinus something. It's not a bad headache; it just will not go away. Trepanning is beginning to look more and more like a reasonable option. The headache was not helped by the fact that it took me three hours of waiting spread over three days to get one fucking prescription.

eta: I don't need a program to tell me when spring starts. Pitchers and catchers reported today.


omnis_audis - Feb 19, 2010 12:25:40 pm PST #10432 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Need nap. Send cot. Dinner break is in 30ish minutes. Then we come back and work until 10pm. Not too bad. But still. Tired. And cold. Dallas shouldn't be this cold, this long. I know you northern mid-western-folk do not want to hear about me complaining about 30-45º weather. But, that is cold for me! Brrrr. Still have blood set to "California".


tommyrot - Feb 19, 2010 12:27:36 pm PST #10433 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I wrote it in perl, but here's the JavaScript version:

Cool!


Daisy Jane - Feb 19, 2010 12:29:17 pm PST #10434 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

What I found after my miscarriage (at 16 or more weeks, so it did quite a bit of damage, though again, I didn't have to get either procedure), was that sitting on something was difficult as well. I don't think I could've handled the edge of the tub.


brenda m - Feb 19, 2010 12:29:51 pm PST #10435 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Honestly, ChiKat's right, this winter's been okay. Great compared to last year, when it was so gray and damp. At least this year we've had sun. I don't really mind the cold, but the gray about killed me - lasted all year really, not just winter. Already, it's looking so much better.

Also, Tom is awesome.

Also, I can't believe I'm this tipsy this early in the afternoon. And that what I keep having to edit posts for is punctuation.