Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - Feb 19, 2010 9:45:32 am PST #10386 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Happy birthday bev. Congrats, bt.

HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP, I HAD FORGOTTEN WHAT REAL COLD IS LIKE.

Sorry for the asscaps.


Strix - Feb 19, 2010 9:52:07 am PST #10387 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

here, have some more, Sean. We have plenty.

(What? Bitter? No, it's just th...FUCK YEAH I'M BITTER. This winter makes me wonder how more people in Scandanavian countries don't go absolutefiskly batshit and just start randomly battering things people with shoes and poles and moles and frozen otters and such. I finally fucking GET Vikings. I mean, I GET them. PILLAGE PILLAGE ARGH CABIN FEVER STUPID COLD PILLAGE BURN A MONASTERY IT'S FIRE!)

OVER. WINTER. NOW.


Strix - Feb 19, 2010 9:53:02 am PST #10388 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

AND I'M NOT SORRY FOR ASSCAPS.

I PILLAGE UR MONITORS!


Zenkitty - Feb 19, 2010 9:53:54 am PST #10389 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Why is it cold in here, I wondered. Then I realized I'd opened a window and forgotten to close it. Duh. It's freezing out there, idiot. Leo the cat is sitting in the window, pining for freedom. He does not realize freedom comes with cold feet.


Zenkitty - Feb 19, 2010 9:55:09 am PST #10390 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Also, What Erin Said.

Enough with the winter and the snow and the cold and the despair, already!


tommyrot - Feb 19, 2010 10:04:18 am PST #10391 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This winter makes me wonder how more people in Scandanavian countries don't go absolutefiskly batshit and just start randomly battering things people with shoes and poles and moles and frozen otters and such.

Vodka?


Connie Neil - Feb 19, 2010 10:04:45 am PST #10392 of 30000
brillig

Saunas. Lots of saunas in Scandinavian countries.

And then they go roll around in the snow.


tommyrot - Feb 19, 2010 10:07:58 am PST #10393 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Saunas. Lots of saunas in Scandinavian countries.

And then they go roll around in the snow.

Then they beat each other's naked bodies with wet branches.

Huh. Scandinavia sounds fun....


Calli - Feb 19, 2010 10:08:04 am PST #10394 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Saunas. Lots of saunas in Scandinavian countries.

Also? Vodka.


Zenkitty - Feb 19, 2010 10:09:43 am PST #10395 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Booking trip to Scandinavia now. Do I need to bring my own wet branches?