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Strix - Feb 19, 2010 9:53:02 am PST #10388 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Zenkitty - Feb 19, 2010 9:53:54 am PST #10389 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Why is it cold in here, I wondered. Then I realized I'd opened a window and forgotten to close it. Duh. It's freezing out there, idiot. Leo the cat is sitting in the window, pining for freedom. He does not realize freedom comes with cold feet.
Zenkitty - Feb 19, 2010 9:55:09 am PST #10390 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Also, What Erin Said.
Enough with the winter and the snow and the cold and the despair, already!
tommyrot - Feb 19, 2010 10:04:18 am PST #10391 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This winter makes me wonder how more people in Scandanavian countries don't go absolutefiskly batshit and just start randomly battering things people with shoes and poles and moles and frozen otters and such.
Vodka?
Connie Neil - Feb 19, 2010 10:04:45 am PST #10392 of 30000
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Saunas. Lots of saunas in Scandinavian countries.
And then they go roll around in the snow.
tommyrot - Feb 19, 2010 10:07:58 am PST #10393 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Saunas. Lots of saunas in Scandinavian countries.
And then they go roll around in the snow.
Then they beat each other's naked bodies with wet branches.
Huh. Scandinavia sounds fun....
Calli - Feb 19, 2010 10:08:04 am PST #10394 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Saunas. Lots of saunas in Scandinavian countries.
Also? Vodka.
Zenkitty - Feb 19, 2010 10:09:43 am PST #10395 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Booking trip to Scandinavia now. Do I need to bring my own wet branches?
Strix - Feb 19, 2010 10:11:12 am PST #10396 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I thought about the vodka and the saunas but it just doesn't seem enough. I understand why they drink so damn much of it, though.
And rolling around in the snow? Even after a sauna? Would not alleviate the bitter. Still. Snow.
tommyrot - Feb 19, 2010 10:14:08 am PST #10397 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And rolling around in the snow? Even after a sauna? Would not alleviate the bitter. Still. Snow.
Yeah, but then you run back into the sauna. That's (I think) the fun part.