Also, What Erin Said.
Enough with the winter and the snow and the cold and the despair, already!
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Also, What Erin Said.
Enough with the winter and the snow and the cold and the despair, already!
This winter makes me wonder how more people in Scandanavian countries don't go absolutefiskly batshit and just start randomly battering things people with shoes and poles and moles and frozen otters and such.
Vodka?
Saunas. Lots of saunas in Scandinavian countries.
And then they go roll around in the snow.
Saunas. Lots of saunas in Scandinavian countries.
And then they go roll around in the snow.
Then they beat each other's naked bodies with wet branches.
Huh. Scandinavia sounds fun....
Saunas. Lots of saunas in Scandinavian countries.
Also? Vodka.
Booking trip to Scandinavia now. Do I need to bring my own wet branches?
I thought about the vodka and the saunas but it just doesn't seem enough. I understand why they drink so damn much of it, though.
And rolling around in the snow? Even after a sauna? Would not alleviate the bitter. Still. Snow.
And rolling around in the snow? Even after a sauna? Would not alleviate the bitter. Still. Snow.
Yeah, but then you run back into the sauna. That's (I think) the fun part.
I was in a sauna last week. I was disappointed that it was only 120F inside.
There were wet branches but I didn't try them....
I think that if you're going to get on a plane anyway, why not head closer to the Equator - for some actual sun and warmth and NO SNOW.