Stephanie, I think I am really out of it. Did you get the job where you hoped you'd be able to commute?
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
The kids are completely uninterested in napping.
I volunteer to nap in their place.
Dana, that's what I'm thinking.
Naps are wasted on the young.
But what if Dana accidentally wakes up? I think we need more volunteers, just to be safe.
And you know, I wouldn't ask anyone to nap without being willing to nap myself....
When I was young, I was always annoyed by my mother's nap habit--had to be quiet, couldn't go anywhere in the afternoon, etc.
Now I want one.
Two suggestions for improving nap time: 1) inject feline DNA into nap subjects; followed by 2) introducing sunbeams into the napping area.
ETA: Sunbeams are a powerful enough nap motivator for the feline DNA that it even redirects the subjects from the topic of snacks.
Seize the moment. One cannot step nap in the same river sunbeam twice.
I will happily nap for science. Or, you know, nothing.
::eyes bed longingly::