Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Feb 14, 2010 9:21:08 am PST #10003 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

This is how romantic The Girl and I are: Valentine's Day dinner has been cancelled (well, postponed) because we're exhausted. Because we spent all day working on my PhD applications. And I only survived them because she is the best Girl ever.

In related news, one application down, one to go, shoot me now, and thank God we're going away to a remote cottage in the countryside for four days from tomorrow to Thursday ('cause I need the work time).

MM, you are a star.


smonster - Feb 14, 2010 9:25:19 am PST #10004 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Hec, as a citizen of the earth, I salute you.


smonster - Feb 14, 2010 9:26:08 am PST #10005 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

The Girl is so awesome.


omnis_audis - Feb 14, 2010 9:29:11 am PST #10006 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Joe Biden is on Meet The Press, and so far, he hasn't made an idiot of himself. He also did some serious smack-down on Dork Cheney.


ChiKat - Feb 14, 2010 9:33:21 am PST #10007 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

MM, that was wonderful! The Girl is fabulous as well.

You know who else is fabulous?? Kenny Rogers. Seriously. I saw him in concert last night and all unfortunate plastic surgery aside, the man's still Got It. He can sing and put on a show, y'all. It was great.


omnis_audis - Feb 14, 2010 9:42:56 am PST #10008 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Kevin Smith got kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight for being too big! [link]

The response from SWA (via tweet) doesn't seem to help things. Seems rather idiotic.


beth b - Feb 14, 2010 9:44:29 am PST #10009 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

yay MM

and Yay for the Girl.


erikaj - Feb 14, 2010 10:10:17 am PST #10010 of 30000
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

I don't hate Valentine's Day anymore, but I wish I could have one great one, and I never have.


Aims - Feb 14, 2010 10:52:57 am PST #10011 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

*sniff* Goofy, awesome husband.

I love you too, baby.

ION - I rode a mechanical bull last night!!


beth b - Feb 14, 2010 11:17:43 am PST #10012 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

ION - I rode a mechanical bull last night!!

My brain goes straight to porn.

I blame all y'all.