It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Feb 14, 2010 9:29:11 am PST #10006 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Joe Biden is on Meet The Press, and so far, he hasn't made an idiot of himself. He also did some serious smack-down on Dork Cheney.


ChiKat - Feb 14, 2010 9:33:21 am PST #10007 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

MM, that was wonderful! The Girl is fabulous as well.

You know who else is fabulous?? Kenny Rogers. Seriously. I saw him in concert last night and all unfortunate plastic surgery aside, the man's still Got It. He can sing and put on a show, y'all. It was great.


omnis_audis - Feb 14, 2010 9:42:56 am PST #10008 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Kevin Smith got kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight for being too big! [link]

The response from SWA (via tweet) doesn't seem to help things. Seems rather idiotic.


beth b - Feb 14, 2010 9:44:29 am PST #10009 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

yay MM

and Yay for the Girl.


erikaj - Feb 14, 2010 10:10:17 am PST #10010 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I don't hate Valentine's Day anymore, but I wish I could have one great one, and I never have.


Aims - Feb 14, 2010 10:52:57 am PST #10011 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

*sniff* Goofy, awesome husband.

I love you too, baby.

ION - I rode a mechanical bull last night!!


beth b - Feb 14, 2010 11:17:43 am PST #10012 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

ION - I rode a mechanical bull last night!!

My brain goes straight to porn.

I blame all y'all.


DavidS - Feb 14, 2010 11:19:10 am PST #10013 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

ION - I rode a mechanical bull last night!!

::updates Joe's file. New nickname, "Mechanical Bull::


Anne W. - Feb 14, 2010 11:22:57 am PST #10014 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Beth, you are not the only one.


billytea - Feb 14, 2010 11:26:47 am PST #10015 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

ION - I rode a mechanical bull last night!!

Wow, he really did impress you.