ION - I rode a mechanical bull last night!!
My brain goes straight to porn.
I blame all y'all.
Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?
Willow ,'Empty Places'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
beth b - Feb 14, 2010 11:17:43 am PST #10012 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
DavidS - Feb 14, 2010 11:19:10 am PST #10013 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
ION - I rode a mechanical bull last night!!
::updates Joe's file. New nickname, "Mechanical Bull::
Anne W. - Feb 14, 2010 11:22:57 am PST #10014 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Beth, you are not the only one.
billytea - Feb 14, 2010 11:26:47 am PST #10015 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
ION - I rode a mechanical bull last night!!
Wow, he really did impress you.
Zenkitty - Feb 14, 2010 11:47:09 am PST #10016 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
My brain goes straight to porn.
I blame all y'all.
You say that like it's a bad thing...
WindSparrow - Feb 14, 2010 12:17:40 pm PST #10017 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
MM, you rock like an expensive Amish-made rocking chair with Keith Richards in it.
I agree. Also, I have an absurd mental image of Keith Richards more or less seated in a rocking chair which has suddenly been heaved into a hammock, and got tangled up.
smonster - Feb 14, 2010 12:52:43 pm PST #10018 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I love you people.
Finally home. Baby dyke unsurprisingly did not call, nor did she respond to my text inquiring as to her wellbeing. Oh well. Guess I will have to drool over young misses Jolie and Shimizu all alone.
Laga - Feb 14, 2010 12:56:14 pm PST #10019 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
There's a snowman on the biathlon course!
billytea - Feb 14, 2010 2:12:00 pm PST #10020 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
This is fun. I'm at the library, studying for an exam, with a view overlooking a pond. Aside from the usual suspects (moorhens and ducks, including a swapping, swapping mallard), we've had a sacred ibis and a pair of little corellas (the most populous parrot in my neighbourhood). And now a little pied cormorant has turned up! My library's turned into shag central.
Edit: the cormorant's right outside my window now! This is a fun study session.
There's also a small songbird, can't see it well enough to identify it, that seems to be snatching insects from the water's surface. The maneouvre seems to involve hitting the water and near-stalling. It's not waterproof, this is an interesting strategy.
Oh, she's brought friends. This is fun!
Strix - Feb 14, 2010 2:51:15 pm PST #10021 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Aw, MM, so sweet!
We have a few friends over last night, played Balderdash and 1990's Trivial Pursuit, had some wine. It was nice. Then Dan and I played 'Die Zombie Motherfucker Die!" on Wii till three. (That's not the name of the game, I dunno what it is, but that's what the name SHOULD be.) I snorgled with him a while, but couldn't sleep, and went back and killed more zombies till 5:30 a.m., y'all!
Is it absurd that I am please that I score more kills and head shots than my geeky gamer fiance? Cause I am WAY more violent than he!
And I woke up to purple tulips, and orange triangular edged tulips! He was all "They look like FLAMES! I didn't know tulips came like that! I had to get them for you cause you like to set shit on fire!"
LOVE.