Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.

Xander ,'Lessons'


Delurking 1: Because we don't always check our e-mail.


§ ita § - Oct 07, 2009 7:13:30 pm PDT #840 of 3094
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am all for less natter in here, because it does effectively defeat the point, but let me reiterate the description:

lurkers and regular posters alike


erikaj - Oct 07, 2009 7:16:34 pm PDT #841 of 3094
Always Anti-fascist!

Sure, do the one movie in the world I can't quote from. "The tse tse flies sweep young children up in their beaks..." "Tse tse flies have beaks?" Thomas, the fall will probably kill you.


Fern Armstrong - Oct 07, 2009 10:13:09 pm PDT #842 of 3094
TV news psychic

Hi, I'm Fern. Not only am I a semi-professional lurker, but I'm also a class-A procrastinator. Was going to delurk when the thread first was established, put it off, then had to catch up, but didn't so I skipped.

I found the Buffistas at Table Talk, sometime in early '00. Salon's TV critic had an article on BtVS, and there was a link to the TT BtVS thread (have no idea what number it was.). I've posted very periodic random drive-by posts over the years. My TV viewing has been cut recently. I used to lurk in Supernatural and Lost. Gave up on Lost for a while, but have gotten back into it, and I was unable to watch Supernatural last season due to no DVR and having classes on Thursday nights. I do random lurking in other TV threads, but I don't watch all the shows, and I am reluctant to get spoiled for shows I may pick up at some point.

I want to say how appreciative I am that this site exists. I used to lurk in Natter & Bitches, but, for the most part, it's hard to keep up. I love all the various discussions on the BtVS & AtS threads. I learned a lot from my lurking. I am a better viewer/consumer of television. I look at it far more critically. For example, what is the metaphor, if any? How is the writing? Acting? Do I like this show because of what it says or because of the pretty? And I'm ok with superficialities, as long as I aknowledge them as such. I remember some of the discussions/debates over the nature of the soul on the B & A threads, and, as an atheist, I really appreciated all the various viewpoints, and that there could be a heated discussion without personal attacks. Because of this board, I respect the sincerity of other people's point of view, even if I don't agree with it.


omnis_audis - Oct 07, 2009 10:19:50 pm PDT #843 of 3094
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Hi FernArmstrong!!

(see!! If we keep the natter to a minimum, the lurkers will post!)


Fern Armstrong - Oct 07, 2009 10:26:29 pm PDT #844 of 3094
TV news psychic

Coffee & toast.

Forgot the personal stuff. I'm a native San Franciscan & moved to the East Bay six years ago, now live in El Cerrito. I love my adoptive home town, which has art galleries, music stores, musical instrument stores, a sex shop, a gun store, and "Playland Not At The Beach," a museum for an amusement park I went to as a kid. I used to work for a messenger company as an order-taker, and have been looking for work for over a year. I turned 50 last month, and am single. No children, parents both gone, and I have a brother. Politically, very far to the Left.

Favorate movies include Miller's Crossing, Casablanca (because I am the World's Biggest Sap), Maltese Falcon, Holy Grail, Life of Brian, and Local Hero.

Music: Love John Cale, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Johnny Cash, '70s punk, Velvet Underground, etc.

Favorite novel is "The Name of the Rose." Non-fiction would be the Communist Manifesto or anything by James Connolly.

(I'm nothing if not complex.) (edited for wishfull thinking)


Fern Armstrong - Oct 07, 2009 10:37:06 pm PDT #845 of 3094
TV news psychic

More Breakfast

Thanks for the welcome, Omnis.


aurelia - Oct 07, 2009 10:46:03 pm PDT #846 of 3094
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Hello, Fern! Welcome.


omnis_audis - Oct 07, 2009 10:46:47 pm PDT #847 of 3094
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Look at that. You go from lurker to cereal poster! That's awesome!


Fay - Oct 07, 2009 11:07:35 pm PDT #848 of 3094
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Hi there, Fern! I'm sure I've seen your pixels around here before!


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Oct 08, 2009 12:02:25 am PDT #849 of 3094
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Hi Fern!

Yay, lurkers posting!