My dad's mother was born here. She can't help.

His father was born here but raised on PEI and served in the Canadian forces in WWI.

"Warmer."

My mother's father and mother were born in Nova Scotia. Her father was horrible and died before I was born.

My Nana (mom's mom) became a US citizen in the 1950s, because her kids were born here.

I keep telling mum to claim her dual citizenship so she can save us. Probably not going to happen, but that's our hope.

O! Canada

Wait, so y'all are mostly more recent immigrants than me, but I still get the "do you ever think about going home" questions? Uh, no, asshole, unless you mean to northern Ohio, then yes, all the time.

Huh, Liese. I wonder where those questions could possibly be coming from.

Sigh. Humanity.

Ugh, Liese. So angry-making.

I'm also in the only eligible for one citizenship club. My most recent ancestors were Swedish great-grandparents who arrived sometime in the 1880's IIRC, and most of the other 3/4 came in the 18th century, with probably a small fraction (if family stories are correct) 12,000-20,000 years before that.

training my new rescue German Shepherd in agility, baking, and looking after Dad.

That is a remarkable dog.

That is a remarkable dog.

Hah! And I even used an Oxford comma!

I read it the same way. :-)

Man, if I could train Franny to bake...

First Saturday off in a while and I'm OKCupiding, which is just so awkward.

CINDY!!!!!

t tacklehug

And Fiona! And Jars!

And I also need to marry a Scotsman who can get me some dual citizenship.

Hey JohnSweden - whatcha doin' next week? Ha!

Wait, so y'all are mostly more recent immigrants than me, but I still get the "do you ever think about going home" questions? Uh, no, asshole, unless you mean to northern Ohio, then yes, all the time.

Stupid racists.

Signed,

Actual so-called 'Anchor Baby'/Birthright Citizen

And I also need to marry a Scotsman who can get me some dual citizenship.

Me too! There should be a version of Tinder for this.