Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?

'Safe'


Delurking 1: Because we don't always check our e-mail.


brenda m - Oct 29, 2016 6:22:33 am PDT #2833 of 3094
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

training my new rescue German Shepherd in agility, baking, and looking after Dad.

That is a remarkable dog.


Consuela - Oct 29, 2016 6:26:25 am PDT #2834 of 3094
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

That is a remarkable dog.

Hah! And I even used an Oxford comma!


Amy - Oct 29, 2016 6:43:36 am PDT #2835 of 3094
Because books.

I read it the same way. :-)

Man, if I could train Franny to bake...

First Saturday off in a while and I'm OKCupiding, which is just so awkward.


Aims - Oct 29, 2016 6:57:10 am PDT #2836 of 3094
Shit's all sorts of different now.

CINDY!!!!!

t tacklehug

And Fiona! And Jars!

And I also need to marry a Scotsman who can get me some dual citizenship.

Hey JohnSweden - whatcha doin' next week? Ha!


P.M. Marc - Oct 29, 2016 7:08:21 am PDT #2837 of 3094
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Wait, so y'all are mostly more recent immigrants than me, but I still get the "do you ever think about going home" questions? Uh, no, asshole, unless you mean to northern Ohio, then yes, all the time.

Stupid racists.

Signed,

Actual so-called 'Anchor Baby'/Birthright Citizen


Zenkitty - Oct 29, 2016 7:47:16 am PDT #2838 of 3094
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

And I also need to marry a Scotsman who can get me some dual citizenship.

Me too! There should be a version of Tinder for this.


Scrappy - Oct 29, 2016 8:44:02 am PDT #2839 of 3094
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

They could call it Kilter.


amych - Oct 29, 2016 10:32:25 am PDT #2840 of 3094
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Oh, look, there's an "off kilter" joke just sitting here in front of me.


meara - Oct 29, 2016 3:36:49 pm PDT #2841 of 3094

I would totes join "kilter" if it was for queer ladies too! Scottish accents are hot.


Zenkitty - Oct 29, 2016 3:51:26 pm PDT #2842 of 3094
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

"Kilter" is for everyone!