training my new rescue German Shepherd in agility, baking, and looking after Dad.
That is a remarkable dog.
'Safe'
training my new rescue German Shepherd in agility, baking, and looking after Dad.
That is a remarkable dog.
That is a remarkable dog.
Hah! And I even used an Oxford comma!
I read it the same way. :-)
Man, if I could train Franny to bake...
First Saturday off in a while and I'm OKCupiding, which is just so awkward.
CINDY!!!!!
t tacklehug
And Fiona! And Jars!
And I also need to marry a Scotsman who can get me some dual citizenship.
Hey JohnSweden - whatcha doin' next week? Ha!
Wait, so y'all are mostly more recent immigrants than me, but I still get the "do you ever think about going home" questions? Uh, no, asshole, unless you mean to northern Ohio, then yes, all the time.
Stupid racists.
Signed,
Actual so-called 'Anchor Baby'/Birthright Citizen
And I also need to marry a Scotsman who can get me some dual citizenship.
Me too! There should be a version of Tinder for this.
They could call it Kilter.
Oh, look, there's an "off kilter" joke just sitting here in front of me.
I would totes join "kilter" if it was for queer ladies too! Scottish accents are hot.
"Kilter" is for everyone!