We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Delurking 1: Because we don't always check our e-mail.


DavidS - Oct 29, 2009 6:59:05 pm PDT #1410 of 3094
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

ISTG if I have to hear about the MFY one more time I'm getting a divorce. BASEBALL LEADS TO DIVORCE.

Yeah, but cats get ringworm. Nast.

But I don't blame cats for that. Cats are cool with me. I particularly like the adolescent cats that are still working on their cool as they occasionally fall into the bathtub.

Cat owners working themselves into a frenzy of cat devotion? Eh, I have to see a little projection there.


bon bon - Oct 29, 2009 6:59:10 pm PDT #1411 of 3094
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

The Mother Fucking Yankees, to a non-fan.


DavidS - Oct 29, 2009 6:59:31 pm PDT #1412 of 3094
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What's an MFY?

Mother Fucking Yankees


Steph L. - Oct 29, 2009 7:00:54 pm PDT #1413 of 3094
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Okay, I guessed the F. Not bad.


DavidS - Oct 29, 2009 7:04:46 pm PDT #1414 of 3094
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The MFY won tonight, but the series is split at 1-1. No cats were harmed in the making of this World Series.


§ ita § - Oct 29, 2009 7:05:36 pm PDT #1415 of 3094
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I thought dogs were supposed to be the uncritical lovers. Whichever. They kinda freak me out when they're indoors. Then again, I'm not sure I get babies either. Like kittens they can be cute, but I'm work-averse.


DavidS - Oct 29, 2009 7:10:46 pm PDT #1416 of 3094
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm not sure I get babies either.

Definitely not uncritical, nor unqualified in their love.

That is the task: you give them unqualified love. They complain and dole their affection out as it pleases them.

Pretty much cats, I guess. But with slim odds that they'll support you in your dotage, which almost never happens with cats. Occasionally, sure you'll get a beneficent, dotage-supporting cat. But they're pretty rare.


Beverly - Oct 29, 2009 7:13:12 pm PDT #1417 of 3094
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

...I wouldn't much count on the kids for that, either. I mean sure, it happens. But sometimes they just skite off to Tibet and leave you foraging...


§ ita § - Oct 29, 2009 7:14:07 pm PDT #1418 of 3094
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I haven't worked out unqualified love yet. I can barely feed myself on a regular schedule. No kittehs or babies for me.


Burrell - Oct 29, 2009 7:15:10 pm PDT #1419 of 3094
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

bon bon is funny when she's on a tear.