The Mother Fucking Yankees, to a non-fan.
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Delurking 1: Because we don't always check our e-mail.
bon bon - Oct 29, 2009 6:59:10 pm PDT #1411 of 3094
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
DavidS - Oct 29, 2009 6:59:31 pm PDT #1412 of 3094
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
What's an MFY?
Mother Fucking Yankees
Steph L. - Oct 29, 2009 7:00:54 pm PDT #1413 of 3094
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Okay, I guessed the F. Not bad.
DavidS - Oct 29, 2009 7:04:46 pm PDT #1414 of 3094
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The MFY won tonight, but the series is split at 1-1. No cats were harmed in the making of this World Series.
§ ita § - Oct 29, 2009 7:05:36 pm PDT #1415 of 3094
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I thought dogs were supposed to be the uncritical lovers. Whichever. They kinda freak me out when they're indoors. Then again, I'm not sure I get babies either. Like kittens they can be cute, but I'm work-averse.
DavidS - Oct 29, 2009 7:10:46 pm PDT #1416 of 3094
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm not sure I get babies either.
Definitely not uncritical, nor unqualified in their love.
That is the task: you give them unqualified love. They complain and dole their affection out as it pleases them.
Pretty much cats, I guess. But with slim odds that they'll support you in your dotage, which almost never happens with cats. Occasionally, sure you'll get a beneficent, dotage-supporting cat. But they're pretty rare.
Beverly - Oct 29, 2009 7:13:12 pm PDT #1417 of 3094
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
...I wouldn't much count on the kids for that, either. I mean sure, it happens. But sometimes they just skite off to Tibet and leave you foraging...
§ ita § - Oct 29, 2009 7:14:07 pm PDT #1418 of 3094
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I haven't worked out unqualified love yet. I can barely feed myself on a regular schedule. No kittehs or babies for me.
Burrell - Oct 29, 2009 7:15:10 pm PDT #1419 of 3094
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
bon bon is funny when she's on a tear.
sarameg - Oct 29, 2009 7:24:54 pm PDT #1420 of 3094
I love this battle. Cracks me up every time. As Loki just attacked me for farting AGAIN. But he's really fucking cute and lovey when I'm not a bean soup victim. And even when I am (he transitions fast.)