The Mother Fucking Yankees, to a non-fan.
She's terse. I can be terse. Once in flight school, I was laconic.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Delurking 1: Because we don't always check our e-mail.
bon bon - Oct 29, 2009 6:59:10 pm PDT #1411 of 3094
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
DavidS - Oct 29, 2009 6:59:31 pm PDT #1412 of 3094
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
What's an MFY?
Mother Fucking Yankees
Steph L. - Oct 29, 2009 7:00:54 pm PDT #1413 of 3094
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Okay, I guessed the F. Not bad.
DavidS - Oct 29, 2009 7:04:46 pm PDT #1414 of 3094
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The MFY won tonight, but the series is split at 1-1. No cats were harmed in the making of this World Series.
§ ita § - Oct 29, 2009 7:05:36 pm PDT #1415 of 3094
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I thought dogs were supposed to be the uncritical lovers. Whichever. They kinda freak me out when they're indoors. Then again, I'm not sure I get babies either. Like kittens they can be cute, but I'm work-averse.
DavidS - Oct 29, 2009 7:10:46 pm PDT #1416 of 3094
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm not sure I get babies either.
Definitely not uncritical, nor unqualified in their love.
That is the task: you give them unqualified love. They complain and dole their affection out as it pleases them.
Pretty much cats, I guess. But with slim odds that they'll support you in your dotage, which almost never happens with cats. Occasionally, sure you'll get a beneficent, dotage-supporting cat. But they're pretty rare.
Beverly - Oct 29, 2009 7:13:12 pm PDT #1417 of 3094
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
...I wouldn't much count on the kids for that, either. I mean sure, it happens. But sometimes they just skite off to Tibet and leave you foraging...
§ ita § - Oct 29, 2009 7:14:07 pm PDT #1418 of 3094
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I haven't worked out unqualified love yet. I can barely feed myself on a regular schedule. No kittehs or babies for me.
Burrell - Oct 29, 2009 7:15:10 pm PDT #1419 of 3094
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
bon bon is funny when she's on a tear.
sarameg - Oct 29, 2009 7:24:54 pm PDT #1420 of 3094
I love this battle. Cracks me up every time. As Loki just attacked me for farting AGAIN. But he's really fucking cute and lovey when I'm not a bean soup victim. And even when I am (he transitions fast.)