I can try studying beers and merging with TomW, but I'm only 20 years old yet, so I hold the Buffistae in general responsible for any repercussions.

Naw, we'd never encourage any underage shenanigans.

No need to merge! You just need to post more and forge your own board identity!

(see what I did there?)

You just need to post more and forge your own board identity!

Just so long as you're sweet, smart, shy, and gorgeous like all Buffista Toms. Other than that, BE AN INDIVIDUAL!

I can try studying beers and merging with TomW, but I'm only 20 years old yet, so I hold the Buffistae in general responsible for any repercussions.

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...oh, God, I am the only person who read that as slash, aren't I? Damn.

no, no you're not. despite my general lack of slash goggles. It's early here...couldn't think of a clever response.

Don't slash the delurkers! At least wait till their first f2f.

Even then, stick to slashing people who want to be slashed, hey?

Hey, I wasn't actually slashing them! Sorry, all Toms! I apologise for my regrettable tendency to be all Beavis and Butthead at the drop of a hat! Um. Look! Something unspeakably cute and disarming!

I'm just saying, I noticed...that's all. There's no porn or anything.

I'm only 20 years old yet

A Buffista who's younger than me? Welcome!

(I've been wondering about it, thinking I might be the youngest here. I'm 24 years old.)

stick to slashing people who want to be slashed, hey?

Oh, and after I've been slashed in Bitches, I have to say: try it. You might just like it. And laugh like there's no tomorrow.

Ah, so we figure out why you don't endorse underage shenanigans: none of y'all* are underage anymore.

Amazing how that changes one's view on things.

• Disclaimer: not usually part of my lexicon, it just seemed like the appropriate syntax for the sentence. I live in the Miami area, which is apparently so far South that it's separate from it again.

EDIT: didn't know that that would turn into a bullet point, it's supposed to be a footnote. oh well.