The "all pornography is gay" one is actually kind of a fascinating bit of thinking. See, the idea is that porn turns the sexual focus inward. And you know what's inward? You. And you know what you are? The same sex as you, you big homo!"

So all masturbation is gay. Even if you're looking at straight porn at the time (which, as we just learned, is actually gay anyway).

So I totally was gay last night.

I think it is also Steven King's birthday today.

Happy birthday Sophia & smonster!

The "all pornography is gay" one is actually kind of a fascinating bit of thinking.

I wonder if these guys are happy to be brought a hot dog when they ordered a slice of cheesecake based on the picture in the menu. Okay, not the perfect analogy.

Mmmmmmm, cheesecake.

Mmmmm... hot dog. With cheesecake for dessert....

And a happy birthday to smonster as well!

I really don't want to work. Kind of at all. Hmmm.

So my catfood order has been lost twice now, despite the fact I saw it written down last Saturday, and I keep getting voicemail when I try to call back to schedule the door installation. I'm having some sort of communication fail today.

Have y'all seen this? [link]

be sure to scan the comment section for additional pics!

I have a really hard time taking any protest called "teabagging" seriously. Not only does it not mean what they think it means-- the Boston Tea Party did not involve teabags, but loose tea!!!