The "all pornography is gay" one is actually kind of a fascinating bit of thinking.
I wonder if these guys are happy to be brought a hot dog when they ordered a slice of cheesecake based on the picture in the menu. Okay, not the perfect analogy.
Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.
'Time Bomb'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Sep 21, 2009 9:06:09 am PDT #9980 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Calli - Sep 21, 2009 9:07:27 am PDT #9981 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Mmmmmmm, cheesecake.
tommyrot - Sep 21, 2009 9:09:41 am PDT #9982 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Mmmmm... hot dog. With cheesecake for dessert....
Jesse - Sep 21, 2009 9:10:47 am PDT #9983 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
And a happy birthday to smonster as well!
I really don't want to work. Kind of at all. Hmmm.
sarameg - Sep 21, 2009 9:21:50 am PDT #9984 of 30001
So my catfood order has been lost twice now, despite the fact I saw it written down last Saturday, and I keep getting voicemail when I try to call back to schedule the door installation. I'm having some sort of communication fail today.
Nora Deirdre - Sep 21, 2009 9:21:54 am PDT #9985 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Sophia Brooks - Sep 21, 2009 9:24:57 am PDT #9986 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I have a really hard time taking any protest called "teabagging" seriously. Not only does it not mean what they think it means-- the Boston Tea Party did not involve teabags, but loose tea!!!
Fred Pete - Sep 21, 2009 9:26:55 am PDT #9987 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Contraception makes sex gay? How does that even work?
The closest I can come to making sense of the whole idea is that sex is only straight if there's a chance of a resulting pregnancy.
To which I say, "Ha!" And "Har!" And "Snerk!" Along with assorted "[Snickers]."
I'd better not continue down this road. I'm starting to want a candy bar.
msbelle - Sep 21, 2009 9:29:41 am PDT #9988 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
but wait, gay sex means not having to worry with contraception. THE CRAZY IS CONFUSING.
Trudy Booth - Sep 21, 2009 9:36:50 am PDT #9989 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
The "so it's gay" seems like an extrapolation on the Roman Catholic doctrine(s) that sex is for procreation, that procreation shouldn't be inhibited or made flat out impossible, that sex should only happen in the context of marriage.
That wasn't enough for them (or it was already taken) so they found a twelve year old to add "SO IT'S GAY!"