Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?

'Safe'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Sep 21, 2009 8:44:41 am PDT #9967 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In case you missed the Emmys (like me), here is the Dr. Horrible segment: Neil Patrick Harris Mocks the Internet at the Emmys 2009 [VIDEO]


smonster - Sep 21, 2009 8:51:42 am PDT #9968 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Sophia, my birthday twin! Happy day to you.

Peace to all y'all.


meara - Sep 21, 2009 8:53:36 am PDT #9969 of 30001

Contraception makes sex gay? How does that even work?

Because obviously all REAL sex if for MAKING BABIES. And if you use EVIL CONTRACEPTION, it's like TEH GHEY, who DON"T MAKE BABBIEZ.


Trudy Booth - Sep 21, 2009 8:53:47 am PDT #9970 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

My only Emmy disappointment was that they cut away before I got to see Tina Fey plant one on Bob Newhart.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 21, 2009 8:53:52 am PDT #9971 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Birthday excellence!

Happy birthday, Sophia and smonster!


brenda m - Sep 21, 2009 8:58:20 am PDT #9972 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The "all pornography is gay" one is actually kind of a fascinating bit of thinking. See, the idea is that porn turns the sexual focus inward. And you know what's inward? You. And you know what you are? The same sex as you, you big homo!


Sophia Brooks - Sep 21, 2009 9:02:25 am PDT #9973 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Happy Birthday smonster!


Kathy A - Sep 21, 2009 9:02:40 am PDT #9974 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Happy birthday, Sophia!!

Google has a fun graphic up for today being HG Wells's birthday.

ETA: And happy birthday to smonster, too!!


Hil R. - Sep 21, 2009 9:03:34 am PDT #9975 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I kind of like the logic that 10-12-year-old boys don't want to be gay, so if we tell them that pornography will make them gay, then they won't look at pornography.


Sue - Sep 21, 2009 9:03:39 am PDT #9976 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Happy Birthday smonster too!