You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Liese S. - Sep 16, 2009 7:00:07 pm PDT #9301 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Well, godaddy is having a sale.


§ ita § - Sep 16, 2009 7:04:29 pm PDT #9302 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

have you met the internet?

Yeah, I used to own bigwhitepanties.com. I should not be surprised.


bon bon - Sep 16, 2009 7:06:02 pm PDT #9303 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I tried to fix it! It works for me!


§ ita § - Sep 16, 2009 7:09:22 pm PDT #9304 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I tried to fix it! It works for me!

Oh, my god. That's what it does. I just went to the domain, not with buffistas.org attached. How...crazy.

I am frustrated. My bug fixing seems thwarted, and I can't remember my domain administration user name. I'm a flake.


Kat - Sep 16, 2009 7:14:03 pm PDT #9305 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

bon bon made me LAUGH. I wanted to post more but I'm headed to bed instead.


§ ita § - Sep 16, 2009 7:27:07 pm PDT #9306 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, god, there's a guy from Barcelona on OKCupid IMing me who wants to talk dirty with me. I guess I could just close the window, but I feel I should talk my way out of it graciously.


Allyson - Sep 16, 2009 7:29:50 pm PDT #9307 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I have a pretty boy from Sweden who does the same thing, but also wants to talk to me about science all the time. He's a little cutiehead.


§ ita § - Sep 16, 2009 7:42:17 pm PDT #9308 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, my browser crashed so he disappeared. I really didn't want to get into anything with him. He was kinda creepy.


§ ita § - Sep 16, 2009 7:45:53 pm PDT #9309 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, look. He's back. And he wants to visit me. I should have just left the site.


Calli - Sep 17, 2009 2:07:19 am PDT #9310 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

By relocating ourselves, we shake loose the shackles of expectation.

Worked for me when I was 15. And at other times. Now that means whenever I get really stressed I start considering moving. That could become rather expensive therapy if I let it, so I don't.