Oh man, that's like a smorgasbord! Problem is, I have such wide calves, a lot of boots don't even fit me. I usually have good luck with Frye (of course I would, what with the being expensive and everything...)

This is what I get for years of competitive figure skating and drum corps.

These are a little more, but still cheaper [link]

From the 1st link, I have a couple of pair. They tend to not be real leather or stiff, so they stretch to fit. You wouldn't want to lend them out though.

I need these for...I don't know, something! [link]

Curse you, Barb, and your thoughtless footwear linkage. Two minutes ago I didn't know these boots existed, and now I weep that I shall never own them.

I looked up the Atlanta Eagle raid [link] and I'm baffled that one of the officers allegedly said something about complaints from the neighborhood. The neighbors on that stretch of Ponce consist mostly of hookers and their customers.

A john didn't want "some fag hitting on him"?

JZ, you could sell your little girl and buy those boots. It would be like an O Henry story.

A john didn't want "some fag hitting on him"?

He might not want to examine about half the hookers he's cruising too closely, then.

Oh THAT...

Look, its not gay to get sucked off by a guy. Duh.

It would be like an O Henry story.

An O Henry story IN CRAZY MELTY LAND.

Have you been taking evil lessons from Sparky?

Besides, my girl is worth at least ten pairs of those boots, two in each color.

Dear God, they come in red.

::never stops weeping::