We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm the hero!

Wash ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 11, 2009 11:58:16 am PDT #8180 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

A john didn't want "some fag hitting on him"?

He might not want to examine about half the hookers he's cruising too closely, then.


Trudy Booth - Sep 11, 2009 11:59:02 am PDT #8181 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Oh THAT...

Look, its not gay to get sucked off by a guy. Duh.


JZ - Sep 11, 2009 12:00:27 pm PDT #8182 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

It would be like an O Henry story.

An O Henry story IN CRAZY MELTY LAND.

Have you been taking evil lessons from Sparky?

Besides, my girl is worth at least ten pairs of those boots, two in each color.

Dear God, they come in red.

::never stops weeping::


aurelia - Sep 11, 2009 12:00:57 pm PDT #8183 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

There's not hope of health insurance reform happening in the next month, is there? 'Cause it looks like I could use a public option around then.


tommyrot - Sep 11, 2009 12:02:04 pm PDT #8184 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Look, its not gay to get sucked off by a guy.

Yeah, totally. Like that Onion article, titled something like, "Why Do These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?"


Barb - Sep 11, 2009 12:05:32 pm PDT #8185 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Dear God, they come in red.

Um... sorry?


Jesse - Sep 11, 2009 12:06:59 pm PDT #8186 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

JZ, you could sell your little girl and buy those boots. It would be like an O Henry story.

AWESOME.


brenda m - Sep 11, 2009 12:08:02 pm PDT #8187 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Curse you, Barb, and your thoughtless footwear linkage. Two minutes ago I didn't know these boots existed, and now I weep that I shall never own them.

Weeps with JZ.


StuntHusband - Sep 11, 2009 12:13:19 pm PDT #8188 of 30001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

I'm un-exiling myself to say:

Best. Caption. (of the President) Ever.


tommyrot - Sep 11, 2009 12:15:27 pm PDT #8189 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Best. Caption. (of the President) Ever.

ITA.