It would be like an O Henry story.
An O Henry story IN CRAZY MELTY LAND.
Have you been taking evil lessons from Sparky?
Besides, my girl is worth at least ten pairs of those boots, two in each color.
Dear God, they come in
red.
::never stops weeping::
There's not hope of health insurance reform happening in the next month, is there? 'Cause it looks like I could use a public option around then.
Look, its not gay to get sucked off by a guy.
Yeah, totally. Like that Onion article, titled something like, "Why Do These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?"
That Eagle raid thing is awful. Especially the part about lying on the floor. That just squicks me. OMG. Lying on the FLOOR? Of a grody gay bar? NASTY!!!
I want new boots, but I am very picky about how they fit--they tend to either not fit my calf, or be sized for cankles. WTF? I have shapely legs, I guess! :)
I looked up the Atlanta Eagle raid [link], and I'm baffled that one of the officers allegedly said something about complaints from the neighborhood. The neighbors on that stretch of Ponce consist mostly of hookers and their customers.
The raid at the gay bar in Fort Worth was a)on the anniversary of Stonewall b)started because a cop
peering through the fence
saw guys in thongs sitting on a picnic table smoking until the owner whispered to one of them who then went inside (I don't need to mention that this place had dancers, right?) c) had patrons arrested (indeed one was slammed to the ground so hard he suffered serious head trauma) because the officers were advanced on sexually.
I had always used "I think my head is going to explode" as hyperbole...until then.