My pumpkin curry was underdone. I am sad.
Darn your sinister attraction!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Sep 11, 2009 9:53:49 am PDT #8118 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Steph L. - Sep 11, 2009 9:54:55 am PDT #8119 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Should I 1) eat it cold, straight from the fridge? 2) let it sit until it reaches room temperature? 3) heat it in the microwave?
1, 2, or a temperature between 1 and 2. I like my sushi closer to fridge temperature.
Sue - Sep 11, 2009 10:03:29 am PDT #8120 of 30001
hip deep in pie
!!! (But in a good way this time.)
I know! I feel just as immature as I was when I was 25.
quester - Sep 11, 2009 10:04:15 am PDT #8121 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Thanks for the advice! I knew I could get the right answer here!
§ ita § - Sep 11, 2009 10:04:30 am PDT #8122 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
as one who has a wrist tat...just make sure you judge the size and placement so you can easily hide it under long sleeves and/or a bracelet/watch/whatever, and it's actually really easy.
And don't move to a place like LA. I can't imagine relying on sleeves to hide anything--at my last place the woman with shoulder tats sometimes had hers peeking out, but everyone was warned in advance not to mention them because she really didn't like talking about them for some reason.
Which meant I didn't want to talk about them anymore, just about why she didn't want to talk about them, which I'm sure was totally kosher.
I can't even imagine wearing a watch or bracelet that didn't have breathing space during the summers.
"Are you married?" and "Are you in the military?"
Fuckers.
Oh, and 1. Sushi is nummy cold.
Zenkitty - Sep 11, 2009 10:09:56 am PDT #8123 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Bouncing around:
I want a Haast's eagle. I don't know how I'd keep it from leaving, but I damn sure wouldn't have to worry about that big-ass possum eating the cat food anymore. About how big do you think a 40-pound eagle would be? This makes me think of something I saw on Discovery Channel or some place, called I Saw A Giant Bird OMG No Really Like A Huge Bird And It Almost Stole My Kid or possibly a shorter but less descriptive title. Maybe the Haast's eagle isn't extinct, it just emigrated to the Pacific Northwest! That's where all the weird things eventually go, right? (People who live in the PNW, I'm looking at you. And Bigfoot. I know you're hiding him.)
Surprisingly, I've had less caffeine today than usual.
§ ita § - Sep 11, 2009 10:11:59 am PDT #8124 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
At first I thought this was kinda funny, but by the end just sad.
He's just 13. It's okay if it's little then, right?
tommyrot - Sep 11, 2009 10:12:58 am PDT #8125 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
it just emigrated to the Pacific Northwest! That's where all the weird things eventually go, right?
Yep. Like the tree octopus.
Daisy Jane - Sep 11, 2009 10:18:27 am PDT #8126 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I just learned a friend of mine from high school (and debate teammate) wrote a little thing for McSweeney's [link]
Allyson - Sep 11, 2009 10:21:14 am PDT #8127 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Jealous. Would love to write a thing for McSweeney's.