At first I thought this was kinda funny, but by the end just sad.
He's just 13. It's okay if it's little then, right?
Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Sep 11, 2009 10:11:59 am PDT #8124 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot - Sep 11, 2009 10:12:58 am PDT #8125 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
it just emigrated to the Pacific Northwest! That's where all the weird things eventually go, right?
Yep. Like the tree octopus.
Daisy Jane - Sep 11, 2009 10:18:27 am PDT #8126 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I just learned a friend of mine from high school (and debate teammate) wrote a little thing for McSweeney's [link]
Allyson - Sep 11, 2009 10:21:14 am PDT #8127 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Jealous. Would love to write a thing for McSweeney's.
Daisy Jane - Sep 11, 2009 10:22:03 am PDT #8128 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Want me to ask Wes how he got the gig?
Glamcookie - Sep 11, 2009 10:22:14 am PDT #8129 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
My FaceBook status updates end up boring because I have to run them through the work-filter and the mom-filter.
DW was lamenting how she couldn't make her status, "Dial M for Motherfucker: Greatest album title of all time?" as she has work people as FB friends.
Polter-Cow - Sep 11, 2009 10:22:21 am PDT #8130 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Hee, DJ! I like it.
Cashmere - Sep 11, 2009 10:24:21 am PDT #8131 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
DH finally realized I bought a new phone. I got tired of dealing with his RAZR. After a Qwerty keyboard, I'm ruined for texting on a regular phone.
I reupped with Alltel because of their buyout with Verizon. The reception's been better and I'm loving the BB. I still want to see a CDMA version of the iPhone. If that's going to happen, it should happen in the next two years so I can wait.
Allyson, I love the idea of an atom tattoo.
Gudanov - Sep 11, 2009 10:25:43 am PDT #8132 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
My FaceBook status updates end up boring because I have to run them through the work-filter and the mom-filter.
That can be tricky.
. . . is very upset about an unspecified political position, gosh darn it.
Allyson - Sep 11, 2009 10:25:47 am PDT #8133 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I assume he submitted for review? I'm just not that brave. REJECTION MAKES ME FEEL SAD!
Seriously, I still have my Ira Glass rejection letter to remind me I suck when I get uppity.