I just learned a friend of mine from high school (and debate teammate) wrote a little thing for McSweeney's [link]
Mal: Does.. um.. does this seem kind of tight? Kaylee: Shows off your backside.
'Shindig'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Sep 11, 2009 10:18:27 am PDT #8126 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Allyson - Sep 11, 2009 10:21:14 am PDT #8127 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Jealous. Would love to write a thing for McSweeney's.
Daisy Jane - Sep 11, 2009 10:22:03 am PDT #8128 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Want me to ask Wes how he got the gig?
Glamcookie - Sep 11, 2009 10:22:14 am PDT #8129 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
My FaceBook status updates end up boring because I have to run them through the work-filter and the mom-filter.
DW was lamenting how she couldn't make her status, "Dial M for Motherfucker: Greatest album title of all time?" as she has work people as FB friends.
Polter-Cow - Sep 11, 2009 10:22:21 am PDT #8130 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Hee, DJ! I like it.
Cashmere - Sep 11, 2009 10:24:21 am PDT #8131 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
DH finally realized I bought a new phone. I got tired of dealing with his RAZR. After a Qwerty keyboard, I'm ruined for texting on a regular phone.
I reupped with Alltel because of their buyout with Verizon. The reception's been better and I'm loving the BB. I still want to see a CDMA version of the iPhone. If that's going to happen, it should happen in the next two years so I can wait.
Allyson, I love the idea of an atom tattoo.
Gudanov - Sep 11, 2009 10:25:43 am PDT #8132 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
My FaceBook status updates end up boring because I have to run them through the work-filter and the mom-filter.
That can be tricky.
. . . is very upset about an unspecified political position, gosh darn it.
Allyson - Sep 11, 2009 10:25:47 am PDT #8133 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I assume he submitted for review? I'm just not that brave. REJECTION MAKES ME FEEL SAD!
Seriously, I still have my Ira Glass rejection letter to remind me I suck when I get uppity.
Jessica - Sep 11, 2009 10:26:28 am PDT #8134 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think I need to buy this watch.
Nora Deirdre - Sep 11, 2009 10:26:44 am PDT #8135 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
~ma, Dana!