Book: Where's the doctor? Not back yet? Zoe: (beat) We don't make him hurry for the little stuff. He'll be along. Book: He could hurry... a little.

'Safe'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Sep 02, 2009 1:42:50 pm PDT #6695 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Or maybe a cake of a cat eating a zombie:

Cat Can Haz Zombie Cake? - Geeky Cake of the Week


Jessica - Sep 02, 2009 1:44:06 pm PDT #6696 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Birth certificate scans + newspaper announcements.


tommyrot - Sep 02, 2009 1:46:41 pm PDT #6697 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

(Psst. Jessica lives in the Reality Based community)


Cashmere - Sep 02, 2009 1:47:59 pm PDT #6698 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

That's a good point, Jessica.


Jessica - Sep 02, 2009 1:48:11 pm PDT #6699 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Damn skippy.


Polter-Cow - Sep 02, 2009 1:59:38 pm PDT #6700 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Birth certificate scans + newspaper announcements.

GASP. Barack Obama is actually Barack Hussein Obama II! Whyyyy has he removed the "II" from his name? Is he planning on turning the country into some BACKWARDS SOCIALIST MONARCHY?


JZ - Sep 02, 2009 2:05:18 pm PDT #6701 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Of course, the other half of the birther poll story is the dramatic difference in regional breakdown:

..............Yes No Not sure
Northeast.....93 4 3
South.........47 23 30
Midwest.......90 6 4
West..........87 7 6

I don't know about the other regions, but California for damn sure has a ton of Republicans (I imagine they're not exactly unheard of in the Midwest either), so the 87% (and 90%) "Yes, duh, obviously he was born here" stat has to include plenty of them. So the birthiness is really heavily concentrated in just one region.


flea - Sep 02, 2009 2:25:10 pm PDT #6702 of 30001
information libertarian

Stands proud as a reality-based Southern person. We few, we happy few...


sarameg - Sep 02, 2009 2:44:15 pm PDT #6703 of 30001

So it's not enough my street is a mess I can't park on due to water main replacement, now it's got a gas leak (no doubt caused by the water main work) and so I anticipate more holes tonight. The BGE guy is sitting out in his van, waiting for the crew. Exciting!


Sheryl - Sep 02, 2009 2:47:49 pm PDT #6704 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

That cat & zombie cake is...um, well...it's something.