Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Aug 26, 2009 9:31:51 am PDT #5662 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

And yes, those people would be the first to complain if somebody wore a t-shirt to their school that made fun of Christianity.

I would prefer if it were humor, but that shirt is pretty much straight up hate.


tommyrot - Aug 26, 2009 9:33:25 am PDT #5663 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'll give 10 to 1 odds that those children have never met an Actual Muslim.

From the link:

Update 15-year old Emily Sapp, one of the high school students sent home for wearing the shirt, was asked whether she knows any Muslim children. “I’ve met Muslim children, but I don’t actually have any contact with them at the moment,” she said. “I don’t know why that is -- I guess we’ve just never become friends.”

Has a link to the video.


Daisy Jane - Aug 26, 2009 9:36:48 am PDT #5664 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

“I don’t know why that is -- I guess we’ve just never become friends.”

Yes. Can't imagine why...


erikaj - Aug 26, 2009 9:38:59 am PDT #5665 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Can't be that t-shirt. Nah...


msbelle - Aug 26, 2009 9:39:03 am PDT #5666 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

someone really organized down there should send a bunch of kids to that school in shirts that read "Misled Christians make Jesus cry" or "Dove World Congregation makes Jesus cry"


StuntHusband - Aug 26, 2009 9:41:17 am PDT #5667 of 30001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

I'm in a very snarky mood - all of my responses to this should never, ever leave the inside of my skull. I'd definitely insult some of the people on b.org with my spitefulness.

But I'm sure you can hear my teeth grinding.


Miracleman - Aug 26, 2009 9:45:13 am PDT #5668 of 30001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

"Jesus Drinks Because You're Stupid".

"Read the Bible. No, seriously, READ it."

"You're The Kind of Jerk-Off That Caused God to Burn Down Sodom and Gomorrah."


Polter-Cow - Aug 26, 2009 9:49:18 am PDT #5669 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

No joke, comedian sued over mother-in-law humor:

The mother-in-law is accusing Croonquist of spreading false, defamatory and racist lies with in-law jokes that have become a staple of her routine in nightclubs and on television channels like Comedy Central.


Daisy Jane - Aug 26, 2009 9:50:43 am PDT #5670 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I saw that in the paper today. Apparently it wasn't so much the jokes, but that they felt there was identifiable information about them on her facebook page.


StuntHusband - Aug 26, 2009 9:52:46 am PDT #5671 of 30001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

"You're The Kind of Jerk-Off That Caused God to Burn Down Sodom and Gomorrah."

Well, since you blew the door off it's hinges:

"Every time you wear a hate-filled t-shirt, God has another of His sons nailed to a tree"