'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
No joke, comedian sued over mother-in-law humor:
The mother-in-law is accusing Croonquist of spreading false, defamatory and racist lies with in-law jokes that have become a staple of her routine in nightclubs and on television channels like Comedy Central.
I saw that in the paper today. Apparently it wasn't so much the jokes, but that they felt there was identifiable information about them on her facebook page.
"You're The Kind of Jerk-Off That Caused God to Burn Down Sodom and Gomorrah."
Well, since you blew the door off it's hinges:
"Every time you wear a hate-filled t-shirt, God has another of His sons nailed to a tree"
BWAH!!
or they could go positive:
Christians for Tolerence
Love your Neighbors, all of them
I pray for the misled souls at Dove World Congregation
Love your Neighbors, all of them
...but don't LOVE them.
msbelle, you're just talking crazy. Jesus made it very clear what we should do, and it was definitely NOT kindness and love for everyone. Oh, wait...
or they could go positive:
Or taunty:
"I'm More Christian Than You And I Don't Even Go To Church, Neener Neener"
"For A Guy Who Believes He Evolved From Monkeys, I Seem To Follow Jesus' Lessons Better Than Some People I Could Mention, But Won't Because I'm So Much Nicer."
I want those! Especially if I ever go to a town hall.
msbelle is one of the nice people. I should be more like her.
As the Reasons can attest, the nice-guy lessons bounce right off my bitterness-skin. Jilli sometimes despairs - the whole point of her book is "be nice", and it's mostly-lost on me.