"Jesus Drinks Because You're Stupid".
"Read the Bible. No, seriously, READ it."
"You're The Kind of Jerk-Off That Caused God to Burn Down Sodom and Gomorrah."
You know me! I'm like, "Go school! It's your birthday!" Or something to that effect.
Willow ,'Empty Places'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Miracleman - Aug 26, 2009 9:45:13 am PDT #5668 of 30001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Polter-Cow - Aug 26, 2009 9:49:18 am PDT #5669 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
No joke, comedian sued over mother-in-law humor:
The mother-in-law is accusing Croonquist of spreading false, defamatory and racist lies with in-law jokes that have become a staple of her routine in nightclubs and on television channels like Comedy Central.
Daisy Jane - Aug 26, 2009 9:50:43 am PDT #5670 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I saw that in the paper today. Apparently it wasn't so much the jokes, but that they felt there was identifiable information about them on her facebook page.
StuntHusband - Aug 26, 2009 9:52:46 am PDT #5671 of 30001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
"You're The Kind of Jerk-Off That Caused God to Burn Down Sodom and Gomorrah."
Well, since you blew the door off it's hinges:
"Every time you wear a hate-filled t-shirt, God has another of His sons nailed to a tree"
Miracleman - Aug 26, 2009 9:53:41 am PDT #5672 of 30001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
BWAH!!
msbelle - Aug 26, 2009 9:55:29 am PDT #5673 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
or they could go positive:
Christians for Tolerence
Love your Neighbors, all of them
I pray for the misled souls at Dove World Congregation
Miracleman - Aug 26, 2009 9:56:43 am PDT #5674 of 30001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Love your Neighbors, all of them
...but don't LOVE them.
Jesse - Aug 26, 2009 9:58:55 am PDT #5675 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
msbelle, you're just talking crazy. Jesus made it very clear what we should do, and it was definitely NOT kindness and love for everyone. Oh, wait...
Miracleman - Aug 26, 2009 9:58:56 am PDT #5676 of 30001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
or they could go positive:
Or taunty:
"I'm More Christian Than You And I Don't Even Go To Church, Neener Neener"
"For A Guy Who Believes He Evolved From Monkeys, I Seem To Follow Jesus' Lessons Better Than Some People I Could Mention, But Won't Because I'm So Much Nicer."
erikaj - Aug 26, 2009 10:00:31 am PDT #5677 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
I want those! Especially if I ever go to a town hall.