According to an Obit Magazine article about the calendar, the hundreds of applicants for the 2008 calendar were narrowed down by a mixed-race panel that included a gay older man, a gay young man, a straight older man, a straight younger man, a young straight woman and an older straight woman “to hear all voices.”

Brilliant.

All sorts of ~ma to you, your brother & family, Kathy.

My roommate senior year of college was dating an undertaker who was actually quite goodlooking, but in that low-key, comforting, "I'm here to support you in your hour of grief" undertaker way. He also drove a limo on the weekends to pick up extra cash.

One of the weird things about studying Actuarial Science in college is how many people confuse it with Mortuary Science.

I actually think I might enjoy being an undertaker. Or at least the part where you put the make up on and reconstruct their faces in case of accident. I am good at makeup and not at all squeamish.

One of my coworkers left to marry an undertaker in another state. Evidently once you get a mortuary practice established it doesn't transplant well.

Men of Mortuaries – The Calendar of Sexy Undertakers

The guy who buried my dad's ashes last month would have qualified. It was kind of disconcerting, actually.

Ooooooh, I need a Dunder Mifflin mug.

It's one of the Target $1 goodies. It proclaims that I'm the boss's go-to man.

All my love to your brother, Kathy.

The guy who buried my dad's ashes last month would have qualified. It was kind of disconcerting, actually.

I know how you feel. I was sitting at my dad's funeral, but could not help noticing that some of the Old Guard guys were HAWT.

I actually think I might enjoy being an undertaker. Or at least the part where you put the make up on and reconstruct their faces in case of accident. I am good at makeup and not at all squeamish.

I think that can be a seperate job. At least, if Only the Lonely is to be believed.