All sorts of ~ma to you, your brother & family, Kathy.
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sparky1 - Aug 17, 2009 7:58:31 am PDT #4198 of 30001
Librarian Warlord
Kathy A - Aug 17, 2009 7:58:43 am PDT #4199 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
My roommate senior year of college was dating an undertaker who was actually quite goodlooking, but in that low-key, comforting, "I'm here to support you in your hour of grief" undertaker way. He also drove a limo on the weekends to pick up extra cash.
tommyrot - Aug 17, 2009 8:04:47 am PDT #4200 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
One of the weird things about studying Actuarial Science in college is how many people confuse it with Mortuary Science.
Sophia Brooks - Aug 17, 2009 8:11:37 am PDT #4201 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I actually think I might enjoy being an undertaker. Or at least the part where you put the make up on and reconstruct their faces in case of accident. I am good at makeup and not at all squeamish.
Calli - Aug 17, 2009 8:12:12 am PDT #4202 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
One of my coworkers left to marry an undertaker in another state. Evidently once you get a mortuary practice established it doesn't transplant well.
Men of Mortuaries – The Calendar of Sexy Undertakers
The guy who buried my dad's ashes last month would have qualified. It was kind of disconcerting, actually.
Polter-Cow - Aug 17, 2009 8:21:16 am PDT #4203 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Ooooooh, I need a Dunder Mifflin mug.
It's one of the Target $1 goodies. It proclaims that I'm the boss's go-to man.
Trudy Booth - Aug 17, 2009 8:22:22 am PDT #4204 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
All my love to your brother, Kathy.
Vortex - Aug 17, 2009 8:22:32 am PDT #4205 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
The guy who buried my dad's ashes last month would have qualified. It was kind of disconcerting, actually.
I know how you feel. I was sitting at my dad's funeral, but could not help noticing that some of the Old Guard guys were HAWT.
Trudy Booth - Aug 17, 2009 8:29:40 am PDT #4206 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I actually think I might enjoy being an undertaker. Or at least the part where you put the make up on and reconstruct their faces in case of accident. I am good at makeup and not at all squeamish.
I think that can be a seperate job. At least, if Only the Lonely is to be believed.
Jesse - Aug 17, 2009 8:35:44 am PDT #4207 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I was going to say what Trudy said, except with (I think) a different fictional reference....