I actually think I might enjoy being an undertaker. Or at least the part where you put the make up on and reconstruct their faces in case of accident. I am good at makeup and not at all squeamish.
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Aug 17, 2009 8:11:37 am PDT #4201 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Calli - Aug 17, 2009 8:12:12 am PDT #4202 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
One of my coworkers left to marry an undertaker in another state. Evidently once you get a mortuary practice established it doesn't transplant well.
Men of Mortuaries – The Calendar of Sexy Undertakers
The guy who buried my dad's ashes last month would have qualified. It was kind of disconcerting, actually.
Polter-Cow - Aug 17, 2009 8:21:16 am PDT #4203 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Ooooooh, I need a Dunder Mifflin mug.
It's one of the Target $1 goodies. It proclaims that I'm the boss's go-to man.
Trudy Booth - Aug 17, 2009 8:22:22 am PDT #4204 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
All my love to your brother, Kathy.
Vortex - Aug 17, 2009 8:22:32 am PDT #4205 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
The guy who buried my dad's ashes last month would have qualified. It was kind of disconcerting, actually.
I know how you feel. I was sitting at my dad's funeral, but could not help noticing that some of the Old Guard guys were HAWT.
Trudy Booth - Aug 17, 2009 8:29:40 am PDT #4206 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I actually think I might enjoy being an undertaker. Or at least the part where you put the make up on and reconstruct their faces in case of accident. I am good at makeup and not at all squeamish.
I think that can be a seperate job. At least, if Only the Lonely is to be believed.
Jesse - Aug 17, 2009 8:35:44 am PDT #4207 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I was going to say what Trudy said, except with (I think) a different fictional reference....
Jesse - Aug 17, 2009 8:38:43 am PDT #4208 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My previous post reminds me that, on the phone with my parents last night, my mother told my father he couldn't use ellipses in drafting some letter -- she said he's an ellipsis menace. I think it might be hereditary! I mean...
tommyrot - Aug 17, 2009 8:40:35 am PDT #4209 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Huh....
Calli - Aug 17, 2009 8:41:34 am PDT #4210 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
an ellipsis menace
This sounds like one of the under-utilized villains from The Tick.