Oh dear. This from My First Fail is especially fail-eriffic: Every Parent’s Nightmare.

The most surprising thing about that story to me is that anyone in Manhattan has enough extra storage space for an adult to sleep in and isn't already renting it out on Craigslist.

Yeah. Maybe the whole thing's just a Craigslist rental gone bad.

Back when my eldest aunts were 6, 4 and 2, they had just moved into the mostly finished farmhouse. One day, they discovered a paintcan and proceded to dump it down the stairs and landing so that they were slipperier to go down on pillows.

Which is why that flight of stairs was always painted, rather than natural wood as was planned.

My uncle always told us this story whenever we visited.

Animatronics from Hell: Mickey Mouse Terminator Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]

Drinking coffee won't sober you up.

The researchers tested how well adult mice were able to navigate their way round a maze to avoid unpleasant stimuli, such as bright lights and loud noises.

The animals were given doses of alcohol and caffeine in various combination, and their performance on the maze was compared to others who were given a neutral saline solution.

Alcohol made the animals more relaxed, but less able to avoid the unpleasant shocks.

Animals given caffeine were little better at navigating around the maze, but were more alert and uptight.

In combination alcohol and caffeine appeared to produce relatively alert, relaxed animals that were still incompetent at sidestepping nasty shocks.

Of course the article misses out completely on the most important question of all, which is "How can I get this job involving getting mice drunk and making them run into things?"

7:15 and I'm already out of internet.

Did you make a wrong turn at LOLcats?

The kitten just peed on the bed again. I am not amused.

The kitten just peed on the bed again.

Payback for all the weeks of gender confusion?

You're funny.