Animatronics from Hell: Mickey Mouse Terminator Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.
'Beneath You'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Dec 10, 2009 4:42:04 am PST #24180 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Dec 10, 2009 4:57:28 am PST #24181 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Drinking coffee won't sober you up.
The researchers tested how well adult mice were able to navigate their way round a maze to avoid unpleasant stimuli, such as bright lights and loud noises.
The animals were given doses of alcohol and caffeine in various combination, and their performance on the maze was compared to others who were given a neutral saline solution.
Alcohol made the animals more relaxed, but less able to avoid the unpleasant shocks.
Animals given caffeine were little better at navigating around the maze, but were more alert and uptight.
In combination alcohol and caffeine appeared to produce relatively alert, relaxed animals that were still incompetent at sidestepping nasty shocks.
Of course the article misses out completely on the most important question of all, which is "How can I get this job involving getting mice drunk and making them run into things?"
Dana - Dec 10, 2009 5:17:38 am PST #24182 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
7:15 and I'm already out of internet.
Amy - Dec 10, 2009 5:19:31 am PST #24183 of 30001
Because books.
Did you make a wrong turn at LOLcats?
The kitten just peed on the bed again. I am not amused.
Lee - Dec 10, 2009 5:21:04 am PST #24184 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
The kitten just peed on the bed again.
Payback for all the weeks of gender confusion?
Amy - Dec 10, 2009 5:21:44 am PST #24185 of 30001
Because books.
You're funny.
Lee - Dec 10, 2009 5:22:39 am PST #24186 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
\\o/
msbelle - Dec 10, 2009 5:26:13 am PST #24187 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
In cpr re-training today. Man I wish they would just test you on skills first ans see what you can skip. It's gonna be a long day.
Jesse - Dec 10, 2009 5:27:02 am PST #24188 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I didn't know Mindy Kaling was from Cambridge! t /Ellen
Doesn't everyone know that coffee+booze just makes you drunk and wide awake?
§ ita § - Dec 10, 2009 5:27:59 am PST #24189 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The Bonnie Hunt show has been cancelled! No more wide-ranging fangirl drooling over hotties.