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Vortex - Oct 29, 2009 10:33:43 am PDT #15946 of 30001

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

CBS Crimetime after Primetime.

oh, how I loved the terrible crime shows! Forever Knight (which we called Bad Vampire Television, abbreviated to BVTV) and Silk Stalkings, which has a special place in my heart because my BFF's dad and I bonded over our love of the show.

tommyrot - Oct 29, 2009 10:41:48 am PDT #15947 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Um....

Christian Broadcasting Network Warns Against 'Demonic' Halloween Candy

"During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches."

"Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference."

eta: Check out the satirical section on "Evil Candy".

Red Hots:

As Kenneth Parcell says, "Hot is the devil's temperature." These tiny treats have Satan written all over them.

Toddson - Oct 29, 2009 10:43:41 am PDT #15948 of 30001

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Band Candy?

smonster - Oct 29, 2009 10:45:57 am PDT #15949 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Christian Broadcasting Network Warns Against 'Demonic' Halloween Candy

AHAHAHA! That cracked me up. Remember when it was just urban legends about razor blades in apples?

tommyrot - Oct 29, 2009 10:51:19 am PDT #15950 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I want to work for a candy company. Specifically, I want to be one of the witches who gets to dedicate and pray over the candy.

Gudanov - Oct 29, 2009 10:53:08 am PDT #15951 of 30001

Coding and Sleeping

I want to work for a candy company. Specifically, I want to be one of the witches who gets to dedicate and pray over the candy.

It's just seasonal work.

Jessica - Oct 29, 2009 10:54:25 am PDT #15952 of 30001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

That's just what the candy-poisoning witch cabal wants you to think!!

tommyrot - Oct 29, 2009 10:55:26 am PDT #15953 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's just seasonal work.

Yeah, but they must have other witch-related work to do the rest of the year. I mean, there's the War on Christmas, the War on Easter, the War on Arbor day (because it's the only holiday not about getting laid)....

Lee - Oct 29, 2009 10:55:43 am PDT #15954 of 30001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

It's just seasonal work.

But then you can moonlight as testers for the godless foreign candy in the off season.

Calli - Oct 29, 2009 10:57:08 am PDT #15955 of 30001

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.

Well, yeah. How do you think we can afford to wage the war on Christmas? We sell cursed Halloween candy. It's simple capitalism, people.

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