"one of these things is not like the others"
I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.
Angel ,'Chosen'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Zenkitty - Oct 07, 2009 8:25:26 am PDT #12625 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Jessica - Oct 07, 2009 8:26:26 am PDT #12626 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
OK, why did those parents give five of the kids names with J sounds, but not all 6?
Not everyone is as committed to Js as Michelle Dugar.
Jesse - Oct 07, 2009 8:30:31 am PDT #12627 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Not everyone is as committed to Js as Michelle Dugar.
I was really excited to see Genesis, and not Jenesis, so then I was really thrown off by Danelia.
Lee - Oct 07, 2009 8:39:54 am PDT #12628 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Here are some other sites to try: [link] and [link].
Oh, thanks! Unfortunately, none of the most obvious states have any record of my mother being owed money either.
amych - Oct 07, 2009 8:52:32 am PDT #12629 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Dude. The horny kakapo of "you are being shagged by a rare parrot" fame has a twitter account - @SiroccoKakapo. The internet is now complete.
Sue - Oct 07, 2009 8:54:50 am PDT #12630 of 30001
hip deep in pie
So much work to do...so distracted by everything else...
tommyrot - Oct 07, 2009 8:56:31 am PDT #12631 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dude. The horny kakapo of "you are being shagged by a rare parrot" fame has a twitter account - @SiroccoKakapo. The internet is now complete.
There should be a reality TV show. Maybe called Who Wants To Be Shagged By a Rare Parrot?
Jessica - Oct 07, 2009 9:00:19 am PDT #12632 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The internet is now complete.
Good work, everyone! We can all go home now!
Allyson - Oct 07, 2009 9:04:23 am PDT #12633 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
So, I will likely not hear from my agent for a couple of weeks about whether my book is acceptable to send out for consideration.
I am going to go completely mad from the not-knowing.
Is there anything you guys can suggest to keep me from chewing my own arm off in a fit of childish impatience?
Jesse - Oct 07, 2009 9:10:05 am PDT #12634 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Allyson, maybe you can take over some of my worrying about other things. What if I really hate the electric stove? What if no one hires me? How much will my utilities really cost? Is my cat going to freak out in the car for five hours? Etc.
So much work to do...so distracted by everything else...
Me too! I just remembered I hadn't even been to Go Fug Yourself since last week!