Dude. The horny kakapo of "you are being shagged by a rare parrot" fame has a twitter account - @SiroccoKakapo. The internet is now complete.
Sometimes a thing gets broke, can't be fixed.
Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 64: Yes, we still need you
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Oct 07, 2009 8:52:32 am PDT #12629 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Sue - Oct 07, 2009 8:54:50 am PDT #12630 of 30001
hip deep in pie
So much work to do...so distracted by everything else...
tommyrot - Oct 07, 2009 8:56:31 am PDT #12631 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dude. The horny kakapo of "you are being shagged by a rare parrot" fame has a twitter account - @SiroccoKakapo. The internet is now complete.
There should be a reality TV show. Maybe called Who Wants To Be Shagged By a Rare Parrot?
Jessica - Oct 07, 2009 9:00:19 am PDT #12632 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The internet is now complete.
Good work, everyone! We can all go home now!
Allyson - Oct 07, 2009 9:04:23 am PDT #12633 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
So, I will likely not hear from my agent for a couple of weeks about whether my book is acceptable to send out for consideration.
I am going to go completely mad from the not-knowing.
Is there anything you guys can suggest to keep me from chewing my own arm off in a fit of childish impatience?
Jesse - Oct 07, 2009 9:10:05 am PDT #12634 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Allyson, maybe you can take over some of my worrying about other things. What if I really hate the electric stove? What if no one hires me? How much will my utilities really cost? Is my cat going to freak out in the car for five hours? Etc.
So much work to do...so distracted by everything else...
Me too! I just remembered I hadn't even been to Go Fug Yourself since last week!
Allyson - Oct 07, 2009 9:12:01 am PDT #12635 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
OMG, I am AWESOME at worrying about things like that.
I wish we could trade worries. I'll have yours neatly processed into a hard nugget of neurosis in no time.
Tom Scola - Oct 07, 2009 9:14:07 am PDT #12636 of 30001
hwæt
What am I forgetting to pack for my vacation?
Sophia Brooks - Oct 07, 2009 9:14:36 am PDT #12637 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Underwear?
Lee - Oct 07, 2009 9:15:22 am PDT #12638 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Iphone recharger?