Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.

'Lineage'


Natter 64: Yes, we still need you  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Oct 05, 2009 10:34:54 am PDT #12300 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Nuclear War: What's In It for You?

I have owned this book. (After fits of culling, which, like Barb's, never seem to reduce the number of books, I don't have a clear grasp of what I own right now.)

Its conclusion: nothing good. It was apparently an attempt to come up with something catchier than "How to Survive Nuclear War."


Connie Neil - Oct 05, 2009 10:44:42 am PDT #12301 of 30001
brillig

they're using "Divine Guide" instead of "Holy Spirit." Anybody know why?

Because trafficking with Spirits is of the Devil.


tommyrot - Oct 05, 2009 10:49:15 am PDT #12302 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And "Holy Ghost" just sounds lame....


Burrell - Oct 05, 2009 10:50:49 am PDT #12303 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I find the conservative bible project very interesting, esp the part about removing certain passages. Because isn't that the one thing that would really make it different from translations like the Good News Bible. Wasn't that just an attempt to update the language?


Lee - Oct 05, 2009 10:52:24 am PDT #12304 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

YAY Owen.

Why is it still Monday?


Burrell - Oct 05, 2009 10:52:44 am PDT #12305 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

And "Holy Ghost" just sounds lame....

Well it sounded perfectly fine until a few years ago. Now it inevitably conjures up an image of Eddie Izzard flapping his arms and running around the stage.


Ginger - Oct 05, 2009 10:53:25 am PDT #12306 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I was just shopping. As her mother pushed the shopping cart, a small girl in the cart was saying "No, no, no, no, no" to the things on the shelves. Then she explained, in tones of sweet reasonableness, "I just want what I want."


tommyrot - Oct 05, 2009 10:53:57 am PDT #12307 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Weird headline o' the day:

Police step in to stop Darth Vader 'porn movie'

Sadly, the article is less interesting - the police just raided the wrong place.

The set of a movie starring Darth Vader actor David Prowse was raided by police after reports it was being used to shoot a porn film.

The bungalow location was instead found to house actors filming a dramatic dialogue for the 'action thriller'.

Neighbours had jumped to the wrong conclusion after seeing a camera and lighting equipment being taken into the home.

One film crew member, who did not want to be named, said: 'It was hilarious to see a bunch of policemen enter the bungalow expecting to see a porn film carrying on. When the officers saw two dressed actors talking, they looked quite disappointed.

Edit for bigger quote to make more sense. It was the fault of nosy neighbors!


Hil R. - Oct 05, 2009 10:59:13 am PDT #12308 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

This conservapedia translation is doing odd things with the word "unclean." I have no idea what word was used in the original, but a leper who was unclean in the KJV is sick in this one, and a spirit that was unclean is now evil. I wonder, if you went back to the Greek, if the same word was used for "unclean" in both places. I also am pretty sure that the people doing this "translation" wouldn't really care -- there are plenty of places where words seem to be changed around for no good reason at all.

And, my favorite so far, I've found twice that the people who criticize Jesus, who are called scribes in the KJV, are called "intellectuals" or "intellectual types" in this.


Steph L. - Oct 05, 2009 10:59:26 am PDT #12309 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

And "Holy Ghost" just sounds lame....

Well it sounded perfectly fine until a few years ago. Now it inevitably conjures up an image of Eddie Izzard flapping his arms and running around the stage.

That's exactly what I was thinking!