Why is River a little kid and Book a little person?
Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.
'War Stories'
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Kalshane - Apr 14, 2014 3:36:01 pm PDT #3960 of 5827
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
§ ita § - Apr 14, 2014 3:40:18 pm PDT #3961 of 5827
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Why is Kaylee slim and why is the horse so distrustful of Jayne?
Typo Boy - Apr 14, 2014 4:10:12 pm PDT #3962 of 5827
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
I share the questions except that I know why the horse is so distrustful of Jayne. "If wishes were horses we'd all be eatin steak."
Una - Apr 14, 2014 4:20:22 pm PDT #3963 of 5827
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.
I imagine the answer to all those questions are, "because Disney."
DCJensen - Apr 14, 2014 5:24:31 pm PDT #3964 of 5827
All is well that ends in pizza.
Well, the guy who drew it probably drew on Disney's tendency towards that sort of mucking about with characters.
How about the cartoon firefly mascot? Very Disney.
Tom Scola - Apr 15, 2014 6:06:41 am PDT #3965 of 5827
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Agent Carter is moving forward, but not yet greenlit.
Tom Scola - Apr 15, 2014 5:00:04 pm PDT #3966 of 5827
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
All the exposition we've had all season is obsolete, so they've had to cram another season's worth of exposition into this one episode.
Glad Ward's not brainwashed, though.
Steph L. - Apr 15, 2014 5:16:44 pm PDT #3967 of 5827
I look more rad than Lutheranism
All the exposition we've had all season is obsolete, so they've had to cram another season's worth of exposition into this one episode.
This is the talkiest goddamn "action" show I've ever seen.
Has it even been renewed for a second season?
Oddly, the confirmation that Bill Paxton, Agent of Hydra, is a bad guy makes me like him more. He's just really good at being cheerfully bad.
Sue - Apr 15, 2014 5:17:41 pm PDT #3968 of 5827
hip deep in pie
It's too bad that Ward isn't one of those good guys who gets interesting when he turns bad. He and Paxton seem to being trying to bore me to the darkside.
Steph L. - Apr 15, 2014 5:18:44 pm PDT #3969 of 5827
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I dig evil Paxton, but Ward is indeed just as boring as a bad guy as he was as a fake good guy.