Wash: Mal, your dead army buddy's on the bridge! Zoe: He ain't dead. Wash: Oh.

'The Message'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Kate P. - Jul 01, 2013 8:39:35 am PDT #955 of 1328
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

After a possibly record-setting sextuple-post, Sean made me laugh, in Bitches:

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
DAMMIT! Triple-post again!!!

--From the personal notebooks of T.S. Eliot


EpicTangent - Jul 01, 2013 3:45:17 pm PDT #956 of 1328
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

erikaj makes me snerk:

Love that! Purring is so cool...I used to pretend to be a kitty a lot as a kid and it was always disappointing that I couldn't do it.(In a different way than being disappointed that I couldn't cause pain with a wave of my hand like Lord Vader, of course.)


Zenkitty - Jul 02, 2013 4:54:45 am PDT #957 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Teppy, making me snort, in Bitches:

But if you write what you know, my book would end up being Geeks With Rope! or Flogged By A Dork.


Beverly - Jul 06, 2013 10:11:29 am PDT #958 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

In BaBB:

Jesse - Just got a fatal error hitting Read New.

le nubian - and yet, you are still posting?

Jesse - I refreshed and it got better! Fatal's not what it used to be.


Beverly - Jul 14, 2013 2:45:40 pm PDT #959 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Natter--

msbelle - So a newish fun thing with my fibro -everytime a weather front moves through - I get massive headache and my whole body hurts. So I slept from 11pm last night to 3pm !!!! ANd my head still hurts. I should probably take an advil?

-t - Speaking as someone who habitually forgets about painkillers, yeah take an Advil.

ita ! - GET IN FRONT OF THE PAIN.

Connie Neil - Yeah, that just means I'll have tire tracks on my back when it runs me down.


Kat - Jul 16, 2013 10:51:37 am PDT #960 of 1328
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

From Natter:

Without context:

Gudanov

So if Joe Biden and Ben Bernanke want to man up and do a replay of Burr/Hamilton, then they should take care of business in Florida.

A Burr/Hamilton joke is ALWAYS quotable.


Jesse - Jul 17, 2013 3:48:05 pm PDT #961 of 1328
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In Natter:

-t: My sister majored in, hm, Contemplative Movement? Something like that. And she kind of uses it, whatever it was called.

flea: Contemplative Movement? Pardon my releasing my inner 12-year-old but that sounds like deep thoughts while taking a shit.

-t: That may have been part of the curriculum!


Trudy Booth - Jul 18, 2013 8:58:57 am PDT #962 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

more than teary than coffee, tbh

SuziQ: I'm sorry that buffistas have the experience to provide me with such information, but I'm grateful for you sharing the information.

Connie Neil: Glad to be the scout on this trail, maybe I can be the only one to take the trip.


Connie Neil - Jul 18, 2013 11:55:25 am PDT #963 of 1328
brillig

Dana in Natter:

Why is my work teleconference starting with talk of a vomiting child?

Shrift:

Maybe they just wanted to help you reaffirm your life choices?


Toddson - Jul 23, 2013 8:44:44 am PDT #964 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Ginger, in Natter:

Nothing says "dinner's ready" quite like the smell of melted tupperware.

Makes me laugh 'cause ... well, it's happened.