Zoe ,'The Train Job'
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erikaj makes me snerk:
Love that! Purring is so cool...I used to pretend to be a kitty a lot as a kid and it was always disappointing that I couldn't do it.(In a different way than being disappointed that I couldn't cause pain with a wave of my hand like Lord Vader, of course.)
Teppy, making me snort, in Bitches:
But if you write what you know, my book would end up being Geeks With Rope! or Flogged By A Dork.
In BaBB:
Jesse - Just got a fatal error hitting Read New.
le nubian - and yet, you are still posting?
Jesse - I refreshed and it got better! Fatal's not what it used to be.
Natter--
msbelle - So a newish fun thing with my fibro -everytime a weather front moves through - I get massive headache and my whole body hurts. So I slept from 11pm last night to 3pm !!!! ANd my head still hurts. I should probably take an advil?
-t - Speaking as someone who habitually forgets about painkillers, yeah take an Advil.
ita ! - GET IN FRONT OF THE PAIN.
Connie Neil - Yeah, that just means I'll have tire tracks on my back when it runs me down.
From Natter:
Without context:
Gudanov
So if Joe Biden and Ben Bernanke want to man up and do a replay of Burr/Hamilton, then they should take care of business in Florida.
A Burr/Hamilton joke is ALWAYS quotable.
In Natter:
-t: My sister majored in, hm, Contemplative Movement? Something like that. And she kind of uses it, whatever it was called.
flea: Contemplative Movement? Pardon my releasing my inner 12-year-old but that sounds like deep thoughts while taking a shit.
-t: That may have been part of the curriculum!
more than teary than coffee, tbh
SuziQ: I'm sorry that buffistas have the experience to provide me with such information, but I'm grateful for you sharing the information.
Connie Neil: Glad to be the scout on this trail, maybe I can be the only one to take the trip.
Dana in Natter:
Why is my work teleconference starting with talk of a vomiting child?
Shrift:
Maybe they just wanted to help you reaffirm your life choices?
Ginger, in Natter:
Nothing says "dinner's ready" quite like the smell of melted tupperware.
Makes me laugh 'cause ... well, it's happened.
Consuela, in Natter:
But behavior I find off-putting in a tortoise is really unacceptable in any kind of public figure.