erikaj muses on the finer points of freakness in Bitches:
At this point in my life, I know I'm a freak...I just have to aim for being the "c'est chic" kind, rather than the "OMG, what is she ON?" kind.
Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
smonster - Nov 18, 2009 6:52:49 am PST #296 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Calli - Nov 21, 2009 3:26:26 am PST #297 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
From late-night Natter:
shrift: There are 20 or 30 completely overdressed hipster teens in the alley behind my building. They seem to be congregating there aimlessly, and have given me dirty looks for standing on my back porch to smoke because I'm, like, some stupid bitch who might call the cops. I'm almost tempted to call the cops because I'm concerned they don't understand that they're completely overdressed and in Uptown. Kids these days.
However, 30 Hipsters in the Alley could make an excellent band name.
DavidS: How about: 30 Hipsters I Hosed Down In The Alley?
shrift: Now we're getting into song title territory. How about: If I Were Sufjan Stevens' Evil Twin, I Would Still Have the Longest Song Titles in History, But They Would Include More Die Die Hipsters Die in That Alley in Uptown Chicago Where History Hasn't Been Made Since the Jazz Age And Thus Your Fedora Is Ironic, or, 'Oh Look, Turtles!'
Trudy Booth - Nov 24, 2009 7:27:54 pm PST #298 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
msbelle: Jesse - were you looking at cables at like a BestBuy? I feel like their cables are always like "gold-plated" or "80-ft long with nuclear bomb resistant coating" and a minimum of $45 each.
Zenkitty - Nov 25, 2009 4:01:26 pm PST #299 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Steph, tickling me in Bitches:
We have 4 very hairy pets in a 900-square-foot house. It's like living inside a vacuum cleaner bag.
Frankenbuddha - Nov 25, 2009 7:55:40 pm PST #300 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Because it made me laugh and laugh, bon bon, on seeing the new Twilight movie:
there was an audible sound of one girl hitting puberty when Tyler Lautner took off his shirt for the first time -- like a strangled shriek.
Pix - Dec 01, 2009 8:04:37 pm PST #301 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Best example of Buffista love I've seen in a long while. Ha!
In Bitches:
Javachik: I also have a ridiculously quick onset cold and my boyfriend is 3,000 miles away and my ex housemate's car's clutch is out so am feeling very alone. And of course, little baby panicking about "who will drive me to the hospital tonight when I slip into a coma??!"
beth b: Oh Just call us when you feel yourself slipping into a coma. Just warn me so I stop drinking rum and can drive.
Liese S. - Dec 02, 2009 9:54:04 am PST #302 of 1328
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Hee. You can tell where I am in catching up on Natter, but here's Jesse making me giggle:
I had no idea Overstock.com had a sex department! I guess it is all about the O....
smonster - Dec 02, 2009 2:48:17 pm PST #303 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Trudy in Natter:
I'd be the circa 1960 Brigite Bardot of the Blue Footed Boobie world.
hippocampus - Dec 03, 2009 7:58:39 am PST #304 of 1328
not your mom's socks.
Jessica, in Bitches, with the asterisk:
*Please note that breaking up by semaphore does require both parties to be able to decode semaphore signals, and therefore may be not be ideal unless you are breaking up at sea in the 19th century.
Trudy Booth - Dec 04, 2009 9:54:06 am PST #305 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Zenkitty: Once bitten, twice shy. Five times bitten, just fuck it all.