Oh, smacked in the noggin with a 2x4 wrapped in velvet. Yeah, that's what it felt like.

Lorne ,'Smile Time'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


WindSparrow - Dec 01, 2016 2:28:04 am PST #1170 of 1329
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Zenkitty

I am convinced that HRC lost because I didn't wear Madame President on my nails that night.

JZ

I would be crushed if that were so, but OTOH our pundits could then stop wasting everyone's time tearing us all to shreds over our inability to adequately empathize with angry white men and urging us to stop talking so much about civil rights and race and gender and other things that prevent angry white men from voting for our team. Sorry, guys, turns out it was just Zen's nail polish, so you can all shut up now.


smonster - Dec 15, 2016 1:33:41 pm PST #1171 of 1329
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Mine is a bitter laugh. In Bitches:

Steph: 2016 is like a lab assignment the fucking devil is rushing to finish before it's due on December 31.


WindSparrow - Dec 20, 2016 7:08:36 pm PST #1172 of 1329
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Bitches.

Jilli I'm assuming this wasn't a buffista, but it's still an odd Secret Santa thing -- left on my front porch this morning was a bag of cute gothy purses. It was hanging around the neck of one of our larger gargoyles. No note, just little purses with skulls and bat wings.

Steph Have you started manifesting your will through handbags?


Fred Pete - Jan 04, 2017 9:28:39 am PST #1173 of 1329
Ann, that's a ferret.

Jessica creates a drinking game in Literary:

-Drink every time someone shivers, despite the temperature of the room/day
-Drink every time someone is eating while receiving bad news, and feels the food turn into a solid ball in their stomach
-Drink twice if it's a ball of ice
-Drink every time Claire mentions that Jamie is tall
-Drink every time Claire describes Jamie's eyelashes
-Drink every time the phrase "long straight nose" appears
-Drink every time the phrase "wide sweet mouth" appears
-Stop reading right now because you have alcohol poisoning


WindSparrow - Jan 07, 2017 12:52:36 pm PST #1174 of 1329
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I think mentioning that's for Diana Gabaldon might be of some use. Not sure those rules would get you even a slight buzz reading Elizabeth Peters.


Zenkitty - Jan 14, 2017 9:56:25 am PST #1175 of 1329
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Vortex clearing things up in Natter:

I would think that it defeats the point of a sacrifice to the gods if you eat it. Then it's just dinner and a show.


smonster - Jan 19, 2017 11:14:38 am PST #1176 of 1329
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

::lolsob:: in Natter:

Kat: Today's Buffy's 36th birthday. Doesn't shit always go down on her bday?

Gudanov: Well, there's an apocalypse scheduled for tomorrow.


Calli - Feb 21, 2017 1:46:28 am PST #1177 of 1329
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

From Boxed Set, fandom in four posts:

Connie Neil: Just finished Season 3 of The Librarians. I'm very pleased Jacob Stone, the guy who wanted a bar brawl for a Christmas Eve present, is now a Ninja Librarian. I wish they had settled on Jenkins being Gaheris instead of Galahad. Though maybe Gaheris killing his cheating mother is less noble than Galahad being Galahad. However, Galahad was Lancelot's son, which makes the whole thing with DuLaque much more fraught.

Vortex: But not nearly as well known. although, people who watch a show about librarians would probably just look him up.

Connie Neil: Yeah, not everybody who's watching the show is just there to watch Christian Kane twirl stuff. Some of us have layers.

Vortex: I also like to watch him hit people.


Glamcookie - Feb 27, 2017 5:29:46 am PST #1178 of 1329
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Gudanov in Natter:

Man, 2017 is not off to a good start. We've lost John Hurt, Mary Tyler Moore, and Democracy.


flea - Feb 27, 2017 1:06:29 pm PST #1179 of 1329
information libertarian

billytea: And yet, we still pretend the only way to remove Trump is through impeachment.

Windsparrow: I don't think getting rid of Trump via Mpreg is as practical as you might think. I mean, yeah, total head asplodey for him, not to mention all the mysogyny he'd be subjected to for taking on a woman's role, but how do you get close enough to do the job?