JZ in Natter:
I am seriously going to barf out everything between my tonsils and my voting vagina.
I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Aims - Nov 08, 2016 4:59:13 pm PST #1164 of 1329
Shit's all sorts of different now.
EpicTangent - Nov 11, 2016 7:53:53 am PST #1165 of 1329
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Gud brings the gallows humor to Natter:
hippocampus: RIP Leonard Cohen.
Dana: I really need to build that wall around Sondheim.
Gudanov: And make Broadway pay for it.
Callaluna - Nov 15, 2016 9:35:20 am PST #1166 of 1329
Consuela in Natter:
Congratulations, Callaluna. May you shake the dust off your feet and stride forth into a shiny new life. (Sorry America just peed all over the couch cushions, though...)
flea - Nov 17, 2016 11:51:35 am PST #1167 of 1329
information libertarian
Jessica in Bureau:
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2016: Come Back, David Bowie
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2016: And Bring Prince With You
WindSparrow - Nov 17, 2016 6:44:47 pm PST #1168 of 1329
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Natter:
Toddson
To make my life complete, my office is having a team building thing on Friday. Our head person let something drop and I've figured out that it's going to be one of those locked room deals. I offered to keep quiet about it if she'd give me the key.
Matt the Bruins Fan
Guess it's time for Bring a Chainsaw to Work Day.
shrift
I had a reasonably good meeting with my manager today, and he told me that he wanted me to be more aggressive with our team.
Steph L.
That's code for "bring your chainsaw to work."
WindSparrow - Nov 21, 2016 8:52:02 am PST #1169 of 1329
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Natter:
Zenkitty
This noise is bout ta drive me mad. Sounds like a pneumatic jackhammer. They're working under my trees. If they damage them I'm going on a rampage. Just so you know. Maybe I'll arm myself and take over a wildlife refuge. That's okay now, right? I bet it's quiet at a wildlife refuge.
-t
Well, you are white, but you aren't male, so I'm not sure. Might only be half okay.
Zenkitty
Hmpf. Probably any white male I could find to back me up in this protest would be unpleasant company. Of course, he would hypothetically have all the guns. My only weapons are an iron skillet, a bayonet, and an Iron Man action figure.
Jesse
Um, Zen, for what it's worth, you could probably go to a wildlife refuge for the quiet without an armed takeover.
Zenkitty
Is that even legal?
WindSparrow - Dec 01, 2016 2:28:04 am PST #1170 of 1329
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Zenkitty
I am convinced that HRC lost because I didn't wear Madame President on my nails that night.
JZ
I would be crushed if that were so, but OTOH our pundits could then stop wasting everyone's time tearing us all to shreds over our inability to adequately empathize with angry white men and urging us to stop talking so much about civil rights and race and gender and other things that prevent angry white men from voting for our team. Sorry, guys, turns out it was just Zen's nail polish, so you can all shut up now.
smonster - Dec 15, 2016 1:33:41 pm PST #1171 of 1329
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Mine is a bitter laugh. In Bitches:
Steph: 2016 is like a lab assignment the fucking devil is rushing to finish before it's due on December 31.
WindSparrow - Dec 20, 2016 7:08:36 pm PST #1172 of 1329
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches.
Jilli I'm assuming this wasn't a buffista, but it's still an odd Secret Santa thing -- left on my front porch this morning was a bag of cute gothy purses. It was hanging around the neck of one of our larger gargoyles. No note, just little purses with skulls and bat wings.
Steph Have you started manifesting your will through handbags?
Fred Pete - Jan 04, 2017 9:28:39 am PST #1173 of 1329
Ann, that's a ferret.
Jessica creates a drinking game in Literary:
-Drink every time someone shivers, despite the temperature of the room/day
-Drink every time someone is eating while receiving bad news, and feels the food turn into a solid ball in their stomach
-Drink twice if it's a ball of ice
-Drink every time Claire mentions that Jamie is tall
-Drink every time Claire describes Jamie's eyelashes
-Drink every time the phrase "long straight nose" appears
-Drink every time the phrase "wide sweet mouth" appears
-Stop reading right now because you have alcohol poisoning